Teen Titans Go!

I like Teenage Trigon and College Trigon.

"My butt is possessed!" is why this show is the worst.

I like that Nana calls Raven Rachel.

Not great. 2 1/2 stars.

I liked the I thought I saw a pudding cat gag though. That was cute. 2 1/2 stars.

What a shitty rogues gallery. How was this ever a thing?

I like that Trigon's full name is Trigontholomew. Also that he owns the ThunderCats' Third Earth.

Funny episode. 4 stars.

Yeah, Winnie the Pooh as a horror film is dumb. I don't like the public domain very much.

Surprised there wasn't an appearance by Mickey Mouse. I know he's not a book but still.

All right episode. 3 stars.

I love the MST3K bit. Wink.

Good episode. 3 1/2 stars.

I liked that they actually used the music cue from The Neverending Story, and it's always cool how the show has nonvoice actors like producers voice themselves, but Robin sucks ass. 1 1/2 stars.

The Tight Hands are giving terrible safety tips, which might be okay for an adult show like Family Guy, but makes me nervous in a kids show.

I love that Robin's room is essentially a hidey hole in the wall. And if he's good, he sometimes gets a Baby Ruth.

Raven's talk show was funny. Mace just wants to talk about his new album!

Funny. 3 1/2 stars.

Just for the record I bet Kamandi put more effort into his costume than Superboy did.

I loved the Nightmare Before Christmas stuff with Starfire. I think the show should just be stop-motion from here on out.

Those colored hands as the face were a great visual. Never seen a pantomime quite like it. It looked amazing.

David Kaye is more affordable for Superman than Nic Cage.

I really liked it. 4 1/2 stars.

Like the new Cyborg DC logo at the beginning. The bullet is back, baby!

Sea-horse on the rock this year.

I love that after seeing the tombstone clouds that say "RIP Mom" and "RIP Dad" Batman and Gordon laugh anyways. They can't help themselves.

Most franchises would just REFERENCE the Roadrunner. This show turns it into an official Looney Tunes crossover! How can you hate that?

Out of all the characters I expected to see adapted, Danny the Street was not remotely a guess I ever would have made.

Speaking of which, is Bootface real? I suspect he is or they wouldn't have bothered. But this is just another thing to prove that DC Comics is actually a totally ridiculous franchise.

Yeah, yeah, Sticky Joe. I'm just all in on the Roadrunner. 3 1/2 stars.

I love Starfire opening wide.

Raven trying to reschedule the bank robbery was hilarious. Especially funny because the whole thing ended with the robbers curb-stomping Robin.

Cyborg likes cars and has poor social skills. Therefore his ideal second job is a ride-share driver. I love that his second pick-up after Robin is Painbot. Birdarang says, "S'up" too.

"Titans! Unplug that giant nightlight!" The Titans superhero battles are different than other superhero battles.

I thought it was funny. 4 stars.

Here's something: As much reverence as Control Freak, excuse me, KYLE, shows for the original series, I like this show proving via clips it had a ton of dumb gross-out humor too. I think major difference is the original show's comic timing sucked.

You can complain that the cast only screams now, but the truth is their performances are much better now than they were then. As vulgar and loud as this show is, ironically its dialogue is more naturalistic, and feels less forced and cliched. Scott Menville annoyed me every week on the old show. Here he's this guy who can belt out Auld Lang Syne in falsetto and kill it every damn time. Nobody on The Original Series deserved an Emmy for their performance. I think Menville ought to be at least NOMINATED for one for this show.

Menville's performance on the old show made both Robin, and himself as an actor, seem incredibly square. His manic energy as seen in the scene where the cast play themselves in the recording booth, makes him seem really cool in real life.

I loved this episode. Who can object to THAT kind of clip show? 5 stars.

They did it a super creepy way but Starfire actually being a baby makes sense.

Beast Boy may only be 14, but in DOG YEARS? He's gots to go.

Pretty good. 3 stars.

Calling b.s. on something: Beast Boy is a vegetarian. He freaking knows what a salad is.

Not my cuppa this week. 2 1/2 stars.

This episode proves there isn't one. The show is sometimes funny. But there is zero artistic and creative merit to it at all times. For a freaking cartoon? That's troubling.

Beast Boy in the diaper is funny because it's in character. Once the other Titans do the bit too it's suddenly the most appalling thing ever.

Why didn't any of the Titans think to tackle Sticky Joe? Hell, Raven could have sent him through a portal.

Condiment King is in no way shape or form some sort of sacred, unimpeachable DC character. But even though he isn't, this is still the shoddiest version I have ever seen. He's not even wearing a food-based costume. What kind of horseshit is this?

Sometimes I give this show a good review, and basically say this show's haters are watching the wrong show for the wrong reasons. But the truth is the reason people actually hate the show is become it sometimes DOES legit suck this much. I can disagree at times which are the bad episodes, but there is no doubt in my mind that people who actually hate this show only do so because it often legit sucks. And it's impossible NOT to hate a show that sometimes sucks THIS bad. 0.

I love Darkseid's Apokolips booty egg.

The chocolate ray is disturbing on every level you can think of.

Most weeks it's love it or hate it. This one was just a mixed bag (although a frequently disturbing mixed bag). 3 stars.