Peacemaker Season 2 (HBO Max)

If James Gunn is the answer to DC's problems, I don't wanna know the question.

Let me be clear. That sucked. You cannot coast a shitty unfunny show on an amazing main title sequence. It's weird this show thinks you can.

Just to give you a clue of how unfunny the show is they have the male shrink telling Harcourt she suffers from toxic masculinity. Aside from being a fucking ridiculous notion, the idea is so annoying because it's asking us to believe the character we saw in season 1 was actually more interesting than she was. Not buying it.

Speaking of retcons, there is absolutely NO good explanation for the Universe switch, and Guy and Hawkgirl appear in the recap now not because it's what's best for the new DCU, but because it's what's best for James Gunn's pet projects. But it's confusing and nonsensical. Wrong guy to run the franchise.

The ending was horrible and predictable. I'll forgive one of those in a plot twist. Not both.

I tried. I did. I got to the orgy and I was like "I've had enough." Seriously. Ugh. Is everybody who makes superhero stuff actually a 14 year old misogynist? Because that's the demographic they appear to be targeting. And I believe that distinction IS important when discussing adult-oriented superhero projects. This show is adult in the exact same way Scary Movie was. And I refuse to fucking take it seriously, no matter how much pathos they try to pile on top of Chris. It's ridiculous. 1 star.

I am extremely unhappy. Normally, I take shitty TV shows in stride, but there is something about this specific show sucking as much as it does, in the ways that it does, that bothers me in a way most crappy stuff I bash doesn't. And I don't know why that is. I'll try to figure it out in this review.

The show is basically unending nihilism and misogyny, layered with some genuine drama. James Gunn believes the genuine drama is the thing that will make viewers forgive both of the former things. I question not only why it should, but how it is television has decided that nihilism and misogyny is just fine as long as there are dramatic beats surrounding it? It's not, right? Am I weird for thinking that?

Titans was a similar exercise in depravity, but that was pretty much ALL depravity with no redeeming virtues. Why is this bothering me more? Maybe because I believed the writers of that show were sociopaths and I don't believe that about James Gunn. Maybe the heartfelt stuff is almost a tacit admission the horrible stuff is actually horrible, and the fact that James Gunn doesn't care, or worse, thinks that makes compelling television, is far more troubling to me than a purely shitty show written by writers who have no clue what they are doing.

The things this show does wrong feel knowing and deliberate for that reason. Worse, that fact suggests to me Gunn has chosen to present the DCU this way so early on because he thinks that type of storytelling is compelling. Or worse than that, he believes this is what the fans want and is simply giving it to them. That last idea haunts me because he is probably right about that. I feel extremely squicked out by most superhero comics, and the idea that superhero TV shows have decided to stop being gateway projects to get general audiences into the various comic books, and turned into giving toxic dudebros everything they ever wanted is fucking disturbing. Am I wrong? Tell me how I am. Please. I'm begging you. I don't want to be right.

I have expressed serious doubts about Gunn's ability to actually fix DC's myriad problems. I believed he would fail. And this episode means I hope he does. I think if this is his idea of what a unified DC film / TV Universe is, DC Comics isn't just worse off for it. Society is.

I hear Superman is good. I have no doubts I will enjoy it when I get the Blu-Ray. But both this show and Creature Commandos tell me that it will also be the franchise's high point and it will all be downhill from there. I mean, it blew up pretty big opening weekend, but the box office eventually limped along so that it actually will wind up making less money than Man Of Steel. While that is so, explain to me how DC is in good hands with James Gunn. I don't see it.

I feel like if I go in-depth about everything in the episode that bothered me this review would become three times its length, so I'll get across the bullet points as quick as I can. Bear with me.

Harcourt traumatizing the abused woman trying to help her was despicable, especially since Gunn seems to believe I should be on Harcourt's side. I think Harcourt walking around in public with a busted face makes a statement and she can't be surprised how normal people react to it.

Flurry isn't just a misogynistic piece of shit. His bird blindness thing is stupid. And unfunny.

Chris and Adrian cleaning up the alt-Peacemaker's body reminds me of a sad truth: Every death in fiction makes a statement, so you'd better be REAL careful about the statement you are making. James Gunn either doesn't agree, or he does, and his statement is simply appalling. It could be either thing.

The text chain with Alt-Harcourt at the end pissed me off, because this is television, and we know Chris is gonna sleep with her under false pretenses. Him doing so under these SPECIFIC false pretenses is literally rape, and either Gunn is just gonna pretend it isn't, or he's going to acknowledge it, and believes turning Chris into a rapist is dramatically interesting, and a swell thing for the "poor, conflicted guy" to "redeem" himself from down the line. It's like television learned absolutely NOTHING from Spike on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Or if they did, they learned the wrong thing.

Am I jumping to conclusions? Are my conclusions so fucking horrible and harsh the show does NOT deserve to be leveled with those specific accusations? I'm willing to entertain the second thing. Here's the thing. Why the FUCK should I trust the sexual morality of a show where a character says he never learned about Pokemon because he was two busy having two chicks suck his dick? Tell me WHY the benefit of the doubt about the rape scenario they are teasing should be given to a show that does THAT, and believes it's a funny joke.

The irony? Buffy The Vampire Slayer never did ANYTHING remotely like that! And that show introduced Xander Harris, basically Patient Zero for the incel movement. And I'm supposed to believe the show is gonna handle THIS sensitively, and believe Alt-Harcourt will see through Chris and fucking smack him down before anything happens?

I always question why viewers trust television producers. What I REALLY question is why viewers trust television producers that give them absolutely no reason to do so.

If you think I am being an unfair asshole for saddling James Gunn with a rapist-enabling attitude before even SEEING where this is going, I will remind you HE wrote the line "I was too busy having two chicks sucking my dick." I didn't. And fuck, just to BRING home he thought it was funny, it's actually expanded in the tag. Gross.

James Gunn thinks fans will like and respond to this shit. That's bad. He's probably right, which is fucking horrifying to me.

Any good things? One REALLY good thing, but thinking about it pisses me off too. I thought Rick Flag Sr.'s reaction to the truth about Peacemaker killing his son was great. Earned pathos and I'm totally on his side, which is a good trick for a character introduced only last episode.

But the clips from The Suicide Squad bugged the shit out of me. James Gunn is playing FAR too fast and loose with what from the Extended Universe is now DC Universe and it confuses an issue a less narcissistic creator than Gunn would have simply sidestepped by rebooting EVERYTHING. But because Gunn has actual skin in the game, this "new" continuity is far more confusing than it should be, and saddled with baggage it never should have been saddled with. This show should have simply been canceled and all the characters from here and The Suicide Squad should have been entirely recast. Gunn fucked up DC making a clean break because his own career and pet projects were more important to him than the studio's long-term health. I said he is the wrong man to "fix" DC? That! That!

Talking it out makes me realize why this angers me more than Titans. James Gunn actually knows better. And is writing a shitty and horrible TV show purposefully because he believes fans want it this way. He is not the same level of an incompetent storyteller Geoff Johns, Akiva Goldsman, and Greg Berlanti were. The fact that he's putting in the pathos to begin with proves it, and almost makes the show's terribleness utterly unforgivable. This level of toxicity isn't because Gunn doesn't know any better. It exists despite the fact that he clearly does. That is fucking disturbing and appalling. 1 star.

Better than the first two weeks, but so was The Phantom Menace.

It's pretty obvious the Smiths are the bad guys in the "Good" Universe. The biggest clue being that the dead Chris is pretty much a much worse person than our Chris in every respect. The idea that the Smiths are a crime syndicate is easier to believe than the idea that they are a family of superheroes.

Also, only white people are seen in this dimension. The Smiths are probably a super family of white supremacists.

And if the dimension IS fucked up enough, little kids still WILL be saying they love them while women show them their titties.

I get the sense that Judomaster is some sort of fan-favorite character but I never got the appeal. I don't like Adrian much either, but like, I get why he's weird and funny. The kid is just off-putting.

I am thinking nothing but bad things about the potential Chris and Alt-Harcourt ship and the show is doing NOTHING to alleviate those worries.

Learning that Harcourt hates Chris for real and the reasons why are quite interesting. Part of me understands it, and part of me thinks they didn't need to saddle her or the show with this. But this was supposedly always the plan, so James Gunn thinks differently.

Better than Jar-Jar, but is that the bar now? 2 1/2 stars.