Family Guy

I was wondering how they were going to get Meg back.

His name is Derek. Now Santa knows who not to ask for.

So I guess the resin is Jesus' birthday AND Christmas present.

Stewie DEMANDS the same blouse Timothee Chalamet is wearing in this photo.

The show dunking on Kevin Smith will never get old.

Loud Fox News in the nursing home. Totally worth being disowned by your family.

The Jeff Goldblum stuff was hysterical. I'm still laughing about it. His legs are thinner than his wife's.

Very funny episode. 4 1/2 stars.

I don't much like parody episodes, but I tolerate 'em. And I'm aware we got two Holiday themed Disney+ specials this year, but the show has otherwise been on a pretty long hiatus, and to have the first episode back be a parody is a let-down. But hey, let's steal The Simpsons timeslot while we're being assholes about that sort of thing! Hooray!

I love the observation that the women in the first movie weren't allowed to return in the second because they had the gall to age 40 years later. Shit like this is why I loathe Tom Cruise, and stay away from ALL his movies. Yeah, I don't need to see Top Gun.

And the Scientology bits remind me even more why I purposefully avoid subsidizing this toxic nut's harmful agenda, and yeah, I don't need to see Top Gun.

The bit with Lois being nervous and appalled at the pressure of the musical number in the bar was quite realistic. 80's movies suck.

Rooster is supposed to be 40 and the guy playing him looks 20. And yet, it's the women with the aging problem. Loved them bringing up the fact that bringing back Val Kilmer, even though he literally cannot speak, is another way the men in these movies got a free pass.

The opening slams on San Diego were pretty good.

I don't need to see Top Gun. 3 stars.