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Star Trek: Discovery: Season One (Blu-Ray)

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Catching up on my Star Trek Blu-Rays. Gonna be essentially rewatching the entire Kurtzman TV era. Won't that be fun?

Star Trek: Discovery has its fans (mostly TV critics) and haters (mostly actual Star Trek fans). Where do I stand on the divide? I think Star Trek: Discovery is a wonderful science fiction series. If it was like The Orville and had its own alien races and planets I would love it unreservedly. It's amazing science fiction, and more than once, amazing television.

But I'll concede it's bad Star Trek. Not just from morality standpoint (there are actually plot-driven reasons in Season 1 this is so) but based on how much it fucks up the canon for no damn reason. CBS refused to pay Paramount licensing fees, so the Klingon make-up and Starfleet uniforms are all entirely outside of what this time period is supposed to be. As a Trekkie that pisses me off.

Yeah, I'm a Trekkie. Not a Trekker. Trekkies call themselves Trekkers to demonstrate they are SERIOUS fans and not goofballs, but I think anyone who labels themselves as someone who takes a TV series seriously actually IS a goofball. Even if they don't wear a Starfleet uniform to jury duty. It's a name a Trekkie calls themselves when they have a major chip on their shoulder. I also think it denotes weakness, and suggests a deep built-in shame for the franchise and fandom. I'm not like THOSE goofballs! Oh no? Even Leonard Nimoy was forced to recant his "I Am Not Spock" book with a sequel titled "I Am Spock." You are just as lame as the rest of us, you self-proclaimed Trekkers. You aren't fooling anyone.

How is the first season? It's promising, with an underwhelming unearned ending. Lots of cool twists and turns throughout, and an unforgivable death that was SO unforgivable (Culber's) that the writers bought it back in the next season just so the death threats would stop. The season (especially Captain Lorca) also plays entirely differently the second time out.

Controversial Opinion: I don't think Gabriel Lorca (an amoral war criminal from the Mirror Universe) is the worst Star Trek Captain of all time. Fandom has just decided that's a given because of how outside the rest of Star Trek he is, but Janeway has done equally unforgivable shit, and Archer was outright incompetent. Seriously, it's amazing how bad at his job Archer was. I think Berman and Braga had him address alien races over the viewscreen condescendingly like they were toddlers to show Starfleet was still new at this, and didn't have the bugs to diplomacy worked out. I'm a civilian in the 21st Century. And even I know you shouldn't do that shit and that it's utter cringe. Lorca may have his faults, but he doesn't speak loudly to alien races speaking in a different language because he thinks they'll be able to understand what he's saying easier. That's fucking offensive and insulting. Lorca's an amoral asshole but he's a competent Captain.

It's been awhile since I reviewed a TV season on Blu-Ray / DVD, but the standard 15 years ago when I was doing it regularly, was at the end of the review I'd list the best episodes of the year and the worst. For the best I usually picked any episodes that were rated 4 and a half stars or five. I graded none of the first batch of episodes with those grades.

Picking a worst episode is an easier lift. "Vaulting Ambition" is appalling on every level you can think of. "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" is also a dud.

Season Overall: 3 1/2 stars.

The Vulcan Hello

I have always treated Star Trek: Discovery very kindly, at least until Season 4. Rewatching the entire series will be instructive.

This is the most polarizing Star Trek show. Is it the worst? Not even close. Enterprise is the worst by far, and both Voyager and The Animated Series are worse than Discovery too.

But the first episode does SO many controversial things I get WHY the show is hated.

I think one of the biggest reasons I tended to tune out the complaints is an inordinate amount were about the show's "Wokeness", and the main character Michael Burnham being a Black woman. Let me say anybody who complains about Star Trek being "too progressive" is not an actual Star Trek fan. That has ALWAYS been Star Trek's deal. It never developed the toxic fandom Star Wars did because its messaging is about tolerance and inclusion. Apparently toxic fans started to latch onto Star Trek during the Kurtzman era, but the fandom was never theirs, and as far as I'm concerned, they are not welcome.

That being said, one of the polarizing things about Discovery, especially during the first season, is how outside of Star Trek both the production is, as well as the morality. The twisted morality has a clever purpose by the end of the season, but it's very weird to see Star Trek spend most of the season normalizing a militant captain like Gabriel Lorca before dropping the boom that he isn't what he's saying he is. He's not Starfleet at ALL and doesn't share ANY of our values. Is that the wrong messaging for the first season of the first Star Trek show since Enterprise? I think it probably is.

The production looks awful, specifically the new designs of the Klingons. What's upsetting about how ugly they are, and how inconsistent they are with the Augment Klingons, who are the versions who should be active during this time period, is the horrible designs are due to the fact that CBS was too cheap to pay Paramount the proper licensing fees for the make-up likenesses as well as the costumes. That's why the Starfleet uniforms look entirely inconsistent with the 23rd Century too.

When CBS and Paramount remerged a couple of years later, the licensing issue was resolved, but people pissed that the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation had to wait until Season 3 of Star Trek: Picard to reunite are missing the forest for the trees. Would ANYONE be happy if Michael Dorn as Worf looked like THIS? Hell, I am 100% positive Dorn would simply refuse to come back under that scenario.

But yeah, the amazing feature-film quality visual effects don't impress me while every other bit of the show looks wrong. In fact, the advanced visual effects indeed DO date it outside of something set a few years before Star Trek: The Original Series too.

There is absolutely no cursing in the Pilot, not even a "hell" or "damn", which is refreshing, and a total outlier from the f and s bombs that are coming. Of course, the first episode WAS broadcast on CBS first, but hells and damns would have flown on broadcast.

Seeing Detmer without her ocular implant says this show always had a plan for her.

I notice in the climax Burnham tells Georgiou and the crew "I'm trying to save you." I think it's telling she didn't say "I'm trying to save US."

The thing about Georgiou is that she seems nice and all but is the wrong Captain for this moment in history. She's stubbornly talking about diplomatic solutions and Starfleet never firing first as if that sort of morality is iron-clad instead of situational. I think she is far more responsible for the war than Michael Burnham is.

I liked Doug Jones' line reading upon saying "Really?" after Georgiou says Michael agreed with him. He also is the first guy to turn down a dangerous mission. Him saying his people saw the coming of death and he saw it now was beyond spooky. "We are your livestock of old." Chills.

Say what you will about T'Kuvma, I think, "We come in peace," IS a red flag. It's the messaging of colonialists. Now Star Trek IS very colonialist, which is ironic considering the pains the creators of the early series tried to bend over backwards to NOT do that, but yeah, the messaging of the Prime Directive would resonate more if every time it was brought up it wasn't a complete hindrance to the mission at hand. One cool thing about the Pilot is it embraces the notion that "I come in peace," is a controversial statement, and not something to be immediately trusted. I like that.

So Shazad Latif was Voq the entire time. I can kind of see it now.

One of the traditions of the Pilots of the first four spin-offs was to have a brief (or not so brief when it came to Captain Picard in the first episode of Deep Space Nine) cameo of a beloved character sort of passing the torch to the new crew. Now they didn't get a familiar actor back here. But I think Sarek's role here qualifies as that (even though he'll be a pretty heavy presence in Seasons 1 and 2).

My biggest complaint is that the dialogue on the planet at the beginning is too expositiony. They both already know this information and they both know they both know it, so they are only saying it for the benefit of the audience. That's not how real people talk. I never enjoy that bit in fiction.

I like the Starfleet emblem in the desert though. The warp effects as the Shenzou is going through it is beautiful too.

I love Sarek suggesting that Michael killing a Klingon after what they did to her parents might be considered fair. Speaking of Sarek, WHY didn't Michael tell Georgiou that her advice about the Vulcan Hello came from Ambassador Sarek? She might have taken it seriously had she known that. I'm guessing that's the reason she didn't tell her. Because the writers didn't WANT Georgiou to take it seriously. But it's a hole still. And to be blunt, bad writing.

One of the biggest notes I had about the show back in the day is if a sci-fi show with this exact plot and script, with NO ties to Star Trek came along, I would love it unreservedly. I might even at points claim it's better than Star Trek (The Orville has gotten this from me a couple of times). It's a great science fiction series. As a Star Trek series? It does a LOT wrong to a well-established canon. I'm bullish on the Pilot years later.

Say, anybody notice that not only is the Starship Discovery not SEEN in this episode, it's not even mentioned, and neither are any of the other series regulars besides Saru (and okay, Voq)? That might lend to the disjointed unease I felt at the time. Interesting choice, but for the first Star Trek series in over a decade? Probably a mistake. 3 1/2 stars.

Battle At The Binary Stars

Yeah, this is something to be skeptical over.

The Klingons as a species do not venerate dead bodies. They consider them empty shells. It suggests that once the show was firmly out of Bryan Fuller's hands after the Pilot, most of the writers left (besides Joe Menosky) actually know very little about Star Trek.

I'll tell you what I like about this version of Sarek. Like Star Trek 2008, here Sarek (portrayed by James Frain) is suggested to be extremely diplomatic and respectful around humans, and takes part in their customs, and chides Michael when she seems reluctant to. The idea that Sarek is so reasonable actually fixes a plothole from the Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Journey To Babel". Because of Sarek and all the various aliens in the episode, that episode is beloved, but really, it's pretty shitty. The main drama of Spock refusing to give Sarek a life-saving blood transfusion because of his "bridge duties", even though Captain Kirk insisted his father came first was not the arch melodrama that D.C. Fontana thought it was. It was bullshit. It was false, forced drama that made NO fucking sense.

Seeing Sarek interact so comfortably with humans here suggests something interesting to me. And I doubt this was DESIGNED to fill that plothole, but maybe it does. Has it occurred to anyone before this that it's possible Spock is just a total irredeemable bastard who will do anything to spite his father, and just needed the SLIGHTEST excuse to hold saving his life over him?

The fact that Spock is half-human and struggles with human niceties in a way Sarek never did says this is the correct interpretation. And although Spock does not appear in this episode, Sarek's chillness lends credence to the theory big time.

Frain plays Sarek with a very playful demeanor in the scene he sees Michael off. Him telling her to behave says he has a sense of humor.

Georgiou talking shit about Michael before they go into battle sucks, not just because it hurts, but because she dies, and I am not allowed to like her memory. I think this was a huge mistake.

I like that Georgiou seems upset when she learns the brig has been destroyed. It makes me forgive her a LITTLE.

Admiral Anderson is a bit of a dumbass.

Connor says that Starfleet aren't soldiers, they are explorers. First of all, explorers back in the day were pretty fucking violent and ill-intentioned. It's not the angelic occupation Star Trek thinks it is. An explorer is just as likely as a soldier to commit genocide. And as far as soldiers go, that often happens as a war rages on. For many explorers, that's their opening move. T'Kuvma decrying "We come in peace," is actually sensible.

Secondly, knowing all this, I have ALWAYS felt Starfleet owes more to the military than anything else. I don't really know how to break it to other Star Trek fans, but they even use the exact same military designations as the U.S. army. A lot of soldiers in peacetime are tasked with similar types of missions that Starfleet is. Just because soldiers deliver supplies and vaccines, or build houses, doesn't mean they aren't soldiers or military. I'm no hawk, but I find the idea of soldiers a more honorable profession than what explorers in our past turned out to be.

I do have to admit admiration for how they ended the second episode with Burnham being sentenced to life in prison. Where do we go from here? That's the burning question, as is when do we actually get to fucking see the Starship Discovery?

But honestly, in hindsight, the Court Martial bothers me on multiple levels. Life in prison is freaking overkill for what she did. I get how serious mutiny is, and part of it is a deterrent, but the series made a choice to make Burnham's coup entirely bloodless (which is probably the precise reason it failed). While they did that, Life is ridiculous.

The other thing I didn't like was the fact that it took place in a dark room with three Starfleet officers in shadow, with us unable to see their faces. I know it's done for dramatic reasons, and it DOES indeed look both cinematic and frightening, but Starfleet is the kind of organization that solves its own problems in the harsh light on day, on the record, so everyone can see the transparency. Star Trek: Discovery is a good science fiction series. But it's a bad STAR TREK series.

Do you know what else pisses me off? Burnham is VERY clear the only way to stop the war before it starts is to capture T'Kuvma alive, and make him a POW, so the other Klingons would find him shameful and unworthy to lead. A great plan. Except the second he kills Georgiou, Michael forgets ALL about how important it actually is to stop the war before it starts, and kills him instead. Why did she do something that stupid? I'm happy to explain. It's because it's television, and television is the worst artistic medium known to humankind. In fairness to the writers being so bad at their jobs that they expected people to let it slide, fans are seemingly NEVER upset about this kind of lazy writing (I guess TV's real problem is Wokeness for these clowns), and hey, I'm the first person I've seen bring this specific thing up too. So if they expected to coast because fans actually don't have actual quality standards, as far as I'm concerned, that is a fair wager. And seeing that I'm the first person bitching about it, that bet paid off big time.

But... but... Burnham is a Black female lead! Egads!

I don't understand fans at all. 3 1/2 stars.

Extended Scene

There is some serious delusion going on in young T'Kumva here. He cray. He's always had a Savior complex. Not remotely sane or healthy. 3 1/2 stars.

Promo

I totally forgot how awesome this was. There's Rainn Wilson as Mudd! It's cool he was teased. Also Lorca appears to have been saying shady things from the get-go.

Neat. 5 stars.

Context Is For Kings

That was pretty fucking entertaining. The teaser reveal of Discovery is probably the greatest reveal and introduction to a main ship in Star Trek history.

And you can say what you want about this show (and I have). There is no denying the hook is great: The Starfleet Captain is the bad guy!

Lorca being from the Mirror Universe is both well hidden AND well set-up, but the truth is even if he were from our Universe he says things no Starfleet Captain should ever say.

Chain Of Command does indeed exist in Starfleet, but an actual Starfleet officer would understand the powerful negative connotations of "This is not a democracy" and say something else. ANYTHING else really.

The Tribble who seems to chirrup contentedly in his presence is a GREAT freaking mislead. Well done. Maybe Lorca uses it as a Klingon Detector. Probably shoulda brought Tyler into his office at some point.

Plothole: Tilly expressing surprise to see a book. Books are actually quite common in all five earlier Star Trek series. That joke was written by somebody who clearly knows fuck-all about the franchise.

The part where the Klingon shows up on the away mission and shushes the crew is both mysterious and funny, but it makes no fucking sense. If anything the dude would be using those Starfleet assholes as bait to save his own neck. Funny, but not credible.

Speaking of Starfleet assholes, I will be talking a little more about the problematic things Lorca says but I'm guessing the reason most people either ignored them or dismissed them (for this episode at least) is because his security officer seems downright sinister and racist. No Starfleet officer should be calling another human being garbage or an animal. Worse, she sits back and lets the prisoners attempt to kill Michael in the mess hall just to see what happens. Lorca's from the Mirror Universe and is what he is due to nurture. How did Landry, who is from OUR Universe, and has a Mirror Counterpart even MORE fucked up, actually pass Starfleet psych evals while being a pure sociopath? I disagree with Gene Roddenberry that humanity will perfect itself in the future and shit like sociopathy will stop being a problem. Bad humans will always exist. How did this psycho get so high up in Starfleet is my question.

THAT'S what happened to Detmer. And she blames Michael. Interesting.

Tilly is an autistic character. Reg Barclay was too on Star Trek: The Next Generation, but I don't think the writers back then had the proper context for it. I like this about Tilly. Because it suggests autism isn't some disease the perfect Starfleet needs to eventually eradicate. It says even in the future people can be different. Given that Barclay was treated like a pariah most of the time, that's refreshing.

Mary Wiseman gives a very down-to-Earth and realistic sounding performance, including stepping over her words like a real nervous person. Very outside of Star Trek and very welcome. One of the biggest objections to the earlier Star Trek series to me is that I don't recognize or sympathize with any of the human characters. I love Picard and Sisko, but I don't understand them, and their lifestyles and values aren't something I recognize. Sisko did several things that made him imperfect, which is how I see myself, but that was only an occasional thing, whereas Tilly's poor communication skills are an ingrained part of the character. Best of all, Michael doesn't punish her for her ill-graces the way Geordi La Forge did Barclay. Michael leans into the whole scary "I am THAT Michael Burnham" thing but when Tilly says she's in her bed she's still amused. "Seriously?"

Mary Wiseman's line reading on "You're not her, are you?" is great. It's both jokey and nervous which gives it a cool realism, and makes Tilly a more recognizable character for modern audiences than any other in Star Trek history.

Another good thing about the episode: The prisoners speak realistically. I mean, like actual people from the 21st Century. I will argue it is the first time in Star Trek history we've seen characters from the future talk in such an observational and real-world way. Credible dialogue was not... exactly a priority on the first five Star Trek series. To put it mildly. You want to get Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Andrew Robinson, Jeffrey Combs, or Marc Alaimo to chew the furniture, that era of Trek has you covered. You want characters you can believe in talking like actual people. This Was Not The Franchise For That. I'm glad it is now is.

The beginning had a very Battlestar Galactica feel, down to the shaky camera moves and a role for Rekha Sharma. Honestly, Battlestar Galactica entirely wore out its welcome to me and most of its other fans. But there's a reason the remake caught fire to begin with it. And in Discovery's defense, although I didn't LOVE the ending, it wasn't the travesty Galactica's finale was. So I don't much mind the tribute of the good things.

The breath imprint thing is SO fucking stupid. They only did that so Burnham wouldn't have to cut out Tilly's eyeball or cut off her thumb.

We also need to discuss Stamets and Lorca. Stamets first, because he's always been my favorite character. And this episode is one of the reasons why. He is just a total fucking bastard. An asshole, disrespectful to everyone, and thinks he's better than everyone else. Why would I like this character? Because his merging into the spore drive later in the season turned him into not just the gentlest and most empathetic character on the show, but maybe the gentlest and most empathetic character in Star Trek history. The fact that he started out like this makes that arc incredibly rewarding.

I'll say this for Stamets (and this was clever of the show). He clearly hates Lorca and is not afraid to show it. So as big of an asshole as Stamets is, him recognizing Lorca as a militant warmonger before anybody else says he's still always been on the side of angels, asshole or not.

I love after Saru says that Burnham is the smartest person he's ever known Lorca turns to Stamets and says, "He knows you too, you know." Those two REALLY don't like each other. It was a very charming moment for the both of them.

Speaking of Saru, him saying he hopes to do a better job protecting his captain than she did hers is said with great sorrow and regret. But do you know what? It's still a REALLY assholish thing to say. Saru has sort of been portrayed by the writers as gentle and sweet. But that shit is fucking toxic. For real. Now he owes MICHAEL the apology.

I love the bit of Stamets confusing Burnham for a Vulcan. It says as big an asshole as he is, he is also a pretty great comedy straight man. I loved him for it while I was booing everything else.

As for Lorca, again it's not just that his behavior is shady and untrustworthy. His "context is for kings" speech is entirely fucked up. Maybe not in OUR time. Now it might be considered wise. In the 23rd Century Federation of Star Trek? It is dark and immoral and outside of everything Gene Roddenberry envisioned for the franchise. I am one of those rare fans who believes Roddenberry's vision was not remotely infallible, and in fact it's okay for the franchise to update and move on from some questionable and dated ideas he had. Still, you know. It's apart from the entire tone of Star Trek, which properly raised true fans' ire. Little did we know the producers were pissing us off on purpose.

Jason Isaacs, man. He's just SO good. He whispers what he says, which is a first for Star Trek actors. When he says the light thing makes him seem mysterious? Chef's kiss. When he whispers "And back before you knew you were gone," I realized this dude should be doing more voice-over work than he does. He gets cast for cartoons SOMETIMES. This guy should be the next Mark Hamill or Clancy Brown.

He has so much natural charisma too. In everything he says, it's magnetic. Probably the most charismatic Star Trek captain ever. Yes, even more than Picard. I'm not just saying that. That's how good he is.

When he tells Burnham there are no free rides on his ship you realize prison labor is still a thing in the 22nd Century. That kind of bums me out.

Usually when fans rank Star Trek captains Lorca comes in dead last. I don't agree with that placement. I think Archer was far worse because he was incompetent, and Saru was TOO soft. I MIGHT concede Kathryn Janeway might be a better captain than him, but based on what happened with Tuvix and every stupid and selfish decision that woman ever made, it's not by much.

And this would be the most exciting science fiction program in years, if it wasn't attached to the Star Trek brand. Because it is, it's polarizing instead. But that freaking held my attention. 5 stars.

Promo

Another great trailer. Mudd! Mudd! We want Mudd! 5 stars.

The Butcher's Knife Cares Not For The Lamb's Cry

Problematic in a lot of respects.

The cannibalism, for one. It doesn't belong in Star Trek, especially not with the Klingons. And to do that to Georgiou is especially offensive.

And if Voq is Tyler, that means Tyler feasted on Georgiou. Not okay.

I am also unhappy with Commander Landry's arc. She is a clear sociopath. And I can't figure out why she is where she is. Lorca, I get. But again, how did she EVER pass a psychological screening to enter Starfleet, much less make it to the rank of commander? That should not be possible in 23rd Century Star Trek. Again, I appreciate the Kurtzman era is true and right enough to say bad humans will still exist. Roddenberry pretending they wouldn't is bullshit. But they sure as hell shouldn't reach the rank of commander in Starfleet.

Voq and L'Rell's bonding scenes were interesting, but I have to say the whole Klingon mutiny thing felt pretty stupid. Just because it was obvious, and Voq is an idiot for believing anything else was going on. That's bad writing, I think, done because the writers cynically know audiences don't actually expect any better in their villain betrayal plots. Hi, I'm Matt, and I'll be your turd in the punchbowl this evening.

Saru is being insufferable, but I DO take notice in his anger he accidentally gave away he doesn't like Lorca. Now he doesn't seem to DESPISE him the way Stamets does. But him believing Burnham and Lorca will get along great was probably telling, and probably him telling something he had kept entirely to himself before this, and he lost his cool. Interesting.

Still, I do understand why he'd be offended Michael used his Kelpian fear glands that way. I do like that he seems to jokingly refer to them as separate people.

Another thing: Saru seemed amused at Paul's snarkiness to Lorca. For whatever that's worth.

The opening scene of the uniform materializing had beautiful visual effects.

Everything Lorca says and does is credible for 21st Century warfare and leadership. For Star Trek? It's entirely messed up.

Speaking of which, the positive reference to Elon Musk will probably go down as the most dated, cringe reference in Star Trek history. Lorca's from the Mirror Universe. Maybe the Musk from there was actually worth a damn and not a worthless piece of shit like ours is. That's pretty much Star Trek's only defense for a mistake that bad.

Stamets' reactions throughout the episode are fun. It sort of weird that although this is Culber's first episode, and he and Paul share a scene together, there are hints they are actually married. In hindsight, Paul saying he was willing to get rid of the gland that stores emotion and Hugh being annoyed with that is a pretty good clue they are a ship. It plays as flirtatious for people who know they're married but it didn't when you didn't know it as this aired.

Honestly though, Culber saying Paul needed to stay still unless he wanted to look like a Tellarite? That's kind of racist, isn't it?

I like Stamets describing the phaser as a placebo for his skepticism. And no fair! He wanted to be able to talk to his mushrooms!

None of the first five Star Trek series used holograms for mirrors. Because the idea is super dumb, and a waste of resources and energy. Do better, Discovery.

There's a reason this show sometimes got on people's nerves. 3 stars.

Deleted Scene

Are all the deleted scenes gonna be Klingon stuff? It IS kind of dreary at this point. This scene is a good cut because I think it confuses things too much for Voq and L'Rell. 2 stars.

Promo

Pretty cool. 3 1/2 stars.

Choose Your Pain

Saru was working my last nerve this episode.

Rainn Wilson was genius casting as Harry Mudd. Ultimately, the places they went with him on this show weren't great, but that was a memorable first appearance.

"I am only guilty of loving too much," and "You haven't heard the last of Harcourt Fenton Mudd!" are very much Harry Mudd lines.

The second line is interesting because we never actually saw Mudd lose his temper on The Original Series, and yet the way Wilson yells the line is exactly how I think Roger C. Carmel would have played it if he were still alive and playing the character. Wilson is obviously a fan.

I also love "I'm not siding with anyone." It is a very real line, made more impressive that it's given to Star Trek's most theatrical character. Well done.

I loved him so "wholeheartedly" agreeing to Ash volunteering to take the pain.

Him talking to Lorca about Starfleet sticking its nose where it doesn't belong is also interesting, because he's not entirely wrong. Also geeky to hear him use the phrase "Where no one has gone before."

Mudd claims the Klingons are smart because the "Choose Your Pain" thing is done to deliberately keep the prisoners from bonding. Mudd isn't stupid himself if he understands that's the actual reason it's occurring. Somebody in Starfleet would probably see it as random, inexplicable cruelty rather than a cunning way to weaken them all. That's the value of seeing the occasional human perspective entirely outside of Starfleet.

Pretty sure Lorca would have grokked this, but he's not REALLY Starfleet, so he doesn't count.

Also geeky to see the list of great Star Trek Captains. Although it doesn't make TOO much sense that the list was only comprised of people we've heard of before.

Lorca's torture device with the "eye-openers" is straight out of A Clockwork Orange. Also his eye injections at the beginning make me cringe.

Lorca throttling Mudd upon waking shows that is a common reaction for him, and probably common for all people in the Mirror Universe.

Burnham's screams in the dream sequence at the beginning were very Twin Peaks.

Stamets' laughter at the end was also that, although to a bit of a lesser extent.

Loving him SO much. Really, as much of a butthole as he is, I love that he risked his own life rather than seeing the tardigrade suffer needlessly. Says everything.

I love him asking Burnham what she's doing with her mouth. She claims she's swallowing the urge to set the record straight.

Laughed at Tilly saying she loves hearing about how the problem wasn't her.

Two major Star Trek firsts, one I liked, one I didn't.

Stamets and Culber are Star Trek's first gay characters and couple. About freaking time.

First f-bombs in Star Trek history, which felt kind of lame and gratuitous.

Stamets' reflection lingering at the end was the first hint of the Mirror Universe, but it doing that didn't actually make narrative sense.

It ALWAYS bugs me when people are transported in a sitting position and rematerialize standing up. Old Star Trek problem that STILL hasn't gone away.

I get why Saru was angry at Michael. But the problem is him acting like that was fear, was bullshit. If he WAS angry, he should have just said so instead of pretending like she was actually dangerous.

Lorca's actions in the episode are a big hint he's evil. He can justify what he did to his old crew, but it doesn't stop it from being entirely outside of Starfleet principles. I think it could be argued it's the first time we've learned Lorca did something that even 21st Century humans would have a problem morally justifying.

I groaned at Lorca telling L'Rell he didn't have the right amount of organs to be with her. Ugh. God, the shit the show did with the Klingons SUCKS SO MUCH!

I liked some of it. Some of it I didn't. 3 stars.

Deleted / Extended Scenes

A lot of Saru stuff was cut. 3 stars.

Promo

Pretty cool. 4 stars.

Lethe

I can picture the guy from Indiana Jones And The Last Crusader looking at Sarek for choosing Spock over Michael and saying "You have chosen... poorly."

Sarek being all "Technically we are not related," is probably humor. I love that it properly pisses Michael off. It's not really funny. But I laughed. What an ass.

Speaking of great Sarek reactions, I love that when the Vulcan extremist is about to blow them both up Sarek looks bored. He's not frightened of this nut. He's annoyed. I love that.

Enterprise was a shitty TV show. One of its most controversial elements was to suggest that not only were 22nd Century humans less evolved from when we previously explored, so were Vulcans. The rank nastiness and bigotry seen in the Vulcans on that show didn't sit well with many fans. I think it's kind of cool this show is solidifying the idea of racist Vulcans, even today, instead of trying to walk it back.

Speaking of Enterprise, this episode is the first mention of the Enterprise.

One moment I love is Cornwell freaking out at Lorca attacking her upon her touching his back in his sleep. In most fiction, a move like that is common, done to drive distance between the damaged hero and the female love interest. And audiences are conditioned to accept it as a matter of course, and sympathize with both the female for her fright, and the hero for his PTSD he can't control.

Here, Cornwell is just fucking furious. And it's delightfully righteous. This is fucking Star Trek, despite popular culture attempting to normalize that shit, in the 23rd Century for Human Beans, That Shit Is Not Normal. And I fucking love that the show decided that instead of pretending Lorca's damage is something HE needs to work through, and we ought to root for him about it.

Nope. It's fucked up instead.

She says he is not the man she knew, it's upsetting, and that their night wasn't like it was before. I'm punching the air at each of these statements.

He leaves her hanging at the end because he's evil.

Lorca clues: The reflection at the end. The phaser is still in his pajamas. Cornwell thinks he doesn't remember one of their liaisons when in reality, that was The Other Guy. What happened to The Other Guy anyways? I'm pissed the show never answered that.

Another clue: He tells Tyler if he doesn't bring back Michael safe and sound, don't bother coming back. VERY weird directive from a Starfleet Captain, and should have been the red flag for the viewer the phaser in the bed was for Cornwell.

Loving Stamets' new persona. It's why he's my favorite character.

Not happy about Tyler's conclusions of Michael being human. Like he'd know.

I love Tilly kicking Michael under the table to shake Ash's hand.

Do you know what else I love? Her referring to Tyler as "hot". That's the way real people talk and absolutely NOBODY ever said anything remotely like that on the first five Star Trek series. For The Original Series, that phrase hadn't entered our lexicon yet, but it is weird not a SINGLE person EVER described Jadzia Dax, Tom Paris, Julian Bashir, Seven Of Nine, or T'Pol using that exact realistic word. Roddenberry and Berman had this frustrating aversion to the characters using "modern" phrases, but without the characters talking like us, they feel separate from us, and I don't make the connection with them I should. This strikes me as a self-evident bit of storytelling, but Roddenberry was an iconoclast before he was a writer. I think the placement of those priorities ought to be reversed in any given piece of fiction, but what do I know?

The drug speed is mentioned. Again, I am of the opinion Gene Roddenberry would not like the characters' familiarity with the medical effects of such a thing, but that's another reason to like the show.

The science Academy dude chiding Sarek for his "emotional" reaction is full of shit. Why? Because I think that prick was enjoying that. I think if Sarek weren't so rattled he could have pointed that out himself. But the emotion Vulcans actually feel comfortable throwing out there is cruelty. But it's an illogical emotion anyways, and it bothers me they are almost never called on it.

Whatever Michael wants to think about how clueless and cold Sarek is, the truth is he isn't cruel. And fucking Spock often is! I think Sarek should get credit for that.

I loved that. 4 stars.

Promo

Neat. 4 stars.

Magic To Make The Sanest Man Go Mad

It's a bananas episode and I DID like some of it. But some of it was, how do I put this? WRONG.

Harry Mudd is not a murderer. He's harmless. That why the original Star Trek AND The Animated Series were able to bring him back a few times. He's far too dangerous and crazy in this episode and as great as Rainn Wilson's performance is, it's WRONG.

Stamets' loopiness however is amazing, and why I have come to love the character. I love that upon Michael telling him she's never been in love his reaction is to tell her he's sorry. Anthony Rapp plays the gentle sweetheart exactly as effectively as he does the asshole. And since he's believable as both, the evolution feels excellent and believable.

Here's another good thing. The party has flashy lights and is playing a rap song. Because in the Kurtzman era, the producers actually want to show the crew believably having a good time. On The Next Generation, Gene Roddenberry would have been deluded enough to believe humans are so "evolved" that our idea of a good time in the future would be listening to symphonies and sipping champagne. I cannot overstate how cold and uninviting his idea of human perfection actually was. His son Eugene is cool because he's allowed Star Trek to evolve and make human characters who are real people (like Tilly). For that reason alone, Star Trek: Discovery doesn't deserve most of the crap thrown at it.

Lorca awesomely offering Mudd the Captain's chair at the end is why he's not the worst Star Trek captain ever. If he were, that moment wouldn't be able to exist.

Another good thing about the moment. Lorca is from the Mirror Universe. I think this is the first (and so far only time) in Star Trek history of the franchise portraying a Mirror Universe character with ACTUAL nuance. It's a significant moment for me for that reason.

Burnham's personal logs at the beginning and end feel a bit trite. Star Trek has always been trite in general but I'm not gonna thank the show for tapping into the franchise's worst impulses.

I loved Stamets and Michael dancing.

I also love that Tilly usually digs soldiers but she currently has a thing for musicians. So Stamets is all, "Hey, Tilly! That guy over there is in a band!"

I also loved Detmer totally making out with a random guy on the couch.

Stella has an edge to her, and I see why Mudd actually feared her on The Original Series. "Explain it to me," is forceful enough to actually feel legit threatening.

The direction, pacing, and jump cuts are very outside of Star Trek, which is what makes things so entertaining. The episode looks visually unlike any other Star Trek episode.

Mudd refers to Lorca's weapons room as a "mancave". Gene Roddenberry would roll over in his grave if he heard that. I won't tell him if you won't.

Lorca's constant annoyance at the space whale suggests something that SHOULD be true of a Mirror Universe impostor: He really doesn't much care for the day-to-day operations of a Starfleet vessel. If he isn't blowing Klingons out of the sky, he ain't into his duties. Kind of telling, and should have clued us in that he wasn't from around here. That's a MAJORLY weird facet to give a character in Starfleet, much less a Captain.

There's a lot about the episode to like. And it also did a lot wrong. 3 stars.

Deleted Scene

Pretty Good. Probably should have been in the actual episode. 4 stars.

Promo

Considering how huge the episode actually is, this one feels a little underwhelming. 3 stars.

Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum

Here is how you know Saru treats Michael unfairly. She forgave him at the end of the episode. If I were in her place, I wouldn't have.

Still, Saru's monologue at the end of never knowing a moment without fear was a pretty powerful moment. I like that he properly felt shame. His violence towards Burnham didn't just appall me because he's a stronger alien species. It's because he's a man and she's a woman.

The episode is pretty dull otherwise. Saru is usually a cute character, but when he's compromised, Doug Jones can make him creepy, and when he's violent, scary.

I think the feeling I felt most for Saru was embarrassment. Just because he is the Pahvons' biggest advocate, and just doesn't actually understand the way they operate. To use violence against his friends to "protect" them? They never wanted or asked for that, and if Saru thought they did, he never understood them at all. In reality, Saru's violence wasn't down to protection. It was down to selfishness. Entirely.

One of the most frustrating things about the Klingon shit is that the House of Kor is an honorable House on both The Original Series and Deep Space Nine. It's like the producers saw that the first Klingon was named Kor, and decided to make that the House of the Big Bad without ever having researched Kor and what he stood for. It pisses me off.

L'Rell's motivations are all over the map this episode, as are Kol's. I really hope she DID respect Cornwell because that's the only thing she said or did that felt remotely consistent or believable. I loved the moment of Cornwell screaming. Jayne Brooke was almost a casting coup for this show. She is amazing. And way more amazing than anyone who ever played a Starfleet Admiral before. Before Cornwell, Deep Space Nine's Admiral Ross was the go-to example for great recurring admirals. Barry Jenner was great (God rest his soul) but the scream says Brooke is WAY better.

Lorca seems genuinely upset over the Starfleet ship being destroyed, and when he talks about a time to grieve later he sounds sincere. That sounds utterly outside of every Mirror Universe character. It's fascinating the bits of OUR Universe those characters can absorb if they've been around Starfleet long enough.

Before she and Cornwell were forced to break their alliance L'Rell actually seemed genuinely cunning at points.

Ash pulls rank on Michael on the mission. Personally, I think this just means he's an asshole.

Speaking of which, didn't enjoy seeing Stamets backslide so much. Good for Tilly for calling him on it. Him confusing her for the captain is another good foreshadowing to the Mirror Universe.

The episode is a total misfire. I didn't like it much. 1 1/2 stars.

Promo

The episode is boring and the promo can't make it seem less so. Still the fear monologue was the right thing to highlight. 3 stars.

Into The Forest I Go

Take note: Lorca may be from the Mirror Universe, and militant, and maybe even secretly evil. But Starfleet has left enough of an impression on him to want to defend the innocent planet of Pahvo. Shit like that is why I don't actually consider him the worst Star Trek captain. He's not all bad. He actually describes them as "peaceful" which is a weird thing to hear a Mirror Universe Terran talk about.

The episode? Solid at hell. The stuff between Hugh and Paul is especially sweet which what makes what's coming so gutwrenching, and frankly unforgivable.

Lorca's "Let's Go Home," has a different meaning in hindsight. Still, the Lorca clues are somewhat mixed. I get why he looks confused at the end in front of the crew: To fool them. Doesn't explain why he looks confused when he's facing the camera and nobody else.

I know why Lorca convinced Stamets at the beginning with that holographic Star Chart. It's the voice. And suddenly I'm wondering why Jason Isaacs never does voice-overs for insurance commercials.

Also notable is the idea that Lorca's getting a medal of honor from Starfleet. He begs it off to Stamets instead, but really, it just shows Starfleet's judgment wasn't the best at this point in time.

The stuff where Cornwell is trying to settle Tyler down was golden drama. Shazad Latif did great, but Jayne Brook is absolutely amazing. I love when she asks Burnham if she's leaving her and Burnham's all, "I have to but I'll be back." She takes it in stride without ever once changing her expression. Because she is a fucking badass.

Speaking of great acting, I should mention Anthony Rapp gives some of the best reaction shots of ANY Star Trek actor. Star Trek has a MESS of actors who can recite amazing monologues and speeches to let you know exactly where they stand. The look of guilt he has over Hugh learning the truth, and the look of resentment over Tilly blabbing more than she should have, is just as effective as a Garak or Picard filibuster. He doesn't say anything but I know exactly what he is thinking.

First "nudity" in Star Trek (we see Klingon female breasts, although it's actually just a latex costume) is not the historic moment worth noting. It's Stamets' and Culber's passionate kiss. Star Trek history made and done proud. Its great.

Burnham is like "I thought Klingons were honorable," and I don't know whether to laugh at her or throw up my hands in disgust. There exist honorable Klingons. Worf, Martok, and Kang walked the walk. Worf in particular did it even when it was freaking hard, and worked against him. He was a true believer. But he was a total outlier.

I think Ezri Dax pegged the Klingons accurately in the final season of Deep Space Nine. It's a thoroughly corrupt political system and culture that is eating itself alive by paying lip service to honor, but doing everything in its power to never hold itself to account for failing Kahless' ideals. And as much as Discovery has messed up the Klingons, I recognize the utter bullshit of the honor claim from Kol, and frankly every other Klingon in this show. I feel like The Next Generation was a bit too much on Worf's side in believing the propaganda. DS9 allowed Worf to see the Empire (and it's idiot Chancellor Gowron) for what they really were.

Saru mentioning Kelpians don't appreciate being discussed in the third person was funny because Burnham was talking like that to benefit the audience more than Tyler. But y'know, it IS kinda rude. Right?

They don't SAY they're in the Mirror Universe at the end. But yeah,. that's the Mirror Universe. 4 stars.

Promo

Cool! 4 stars.

Despite Yourself

Frakes directed this! Cool!

In hindsight, it's a good(ish) episode, but it caused a fucking uproar (for good reason) and was not enjoyable at the time. At all.

I personally think that for a LOT of people who were on the fence about the show, Tyler killing Culber was the moment they were either off it for good, or simply hate-watched it from this point forward. I cannot imagine the writers envisioned the amount of backlash they were gonna get for this, but I think it's stupid they didn't. But fans spooked 'em and Culber was brought back to life in Season 2. Star Trek: Lower Decks made fun of the trope of Trek bringing characters back to life, but it's actually NOT as common as that cartoon would have you believe. They must have been read the riot act.

Why is it such a mistake? Aside from the fact that Wilson Cruz is a beloved actor, and his and Paul Stamets' relationship is the sweetest thing on the darkest, most morally ambiguous Star Trek of all time, the fact of the matter is his and Paul's happiness is unique not just because Star Trek couples, (at least happy ones) are already rare. It because they are literally the first gay couple on Star Trek. And the first gay couple being the first time we saw a happy marriage work was a huge deal for the LGBT community. And the show (being television) didn't give much of a shit about HOW they shocked the audience. That's what TV is supposed to do. Destroy their show and their best things about it to get people clucking around the watercooler.

In this case, fans were NOT fucking having it. Not after Willow and Tara on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Just, no.

And I think two opposing thoughts about the show walking it back the next season. I don't think fandom opinion should EVER dictate the arc of ANY work of fiction. Catering to fans is something a creator does when they don't believe in their own vision. It's an extremely unhealthy mindset and comes from a place of creative weakness.

In this specific case, it was justified. Not because the fans were right (although they were) but because this specific plot turn was NOT done from a position of creative strength, or because the show knew clearly where the arc of its characters needed to go. It was done for shock value and to hurt the audience. And maybe Game Of Thrones fans tolerate that shit. Star Trek fans do not. We literally watch Star Trek because it's the ONLY franchise that isn't supposed to do shit like that. It's never been exactly a safe franchise, but it's never been a DICK franchise until now. And yeah, we were pissed.

It's not like the episode isn't otherwise great. The continuity of the Defiant from both The Original Series AND Enterprise is COOL because the show hasn't really bothered to stay consistent with previous Star Trek story canon before. And that's sort of its entire problem. I felt like this could potentially work as part of the Mirror Universe arc as seen on The Original Series, Deep Space Nine, and Enterprise. The callbacks felt consistent as far as the continuity goes.

For the record, as he's clarifying what he means by the word "imagining" it's clear to me that Hugh Culber has the best and gentlest bedside manner of ANY Star Trek doctor. It's not even close anymore. Beverly Crusher is now a distant second. I mentioned I was furious he was killed? That! That!

Captain Tilly is an essential part of the Mirror Universe. Why? Not just because Mary Wiseman is flipping out at having to be her, but one of the essential things about the Mirror Universe, that was ESPECIALLY true on Deep Space Nine, is a LOT of the scenarios are ridiculous, boarding on comical. As dark and depressing as the premise is, fans not only tolerate it, but love it, because the ridiculousness of Evil Captain Killy makes it so we never take the horrible things TOO seriously.

The show is giving nothing away on Lorca, which I think is a mistake in this specific scenario. His expressions should be more ambiguous than they are if he IS the actual Mirror Lorca. He seems genuinely shocked and surprised here at various points, which suggests either the writers didn't want to tip it off and decided not to play fair with us or (less likely in my mind) the fact that he was the Mirror version wasn't decided yet at this point. I bet the creators would roundly deny that, but if that's so, nobody would have suspected anything of the sort at this stage of the game even if they made his reactions more ambiguous for the audience. They wouldn't be giving anything away. And they didn't have him behave remotely like a Terran because that might not have been decided yet. Maybe as the season ended, somebody had the idea, and it was perfect, and also gave the writers a WONDERFUL opportunity to walk back all the anti-Star Trek bullshit they were doing all season long, ESPECIALLY with Lorca. I think it was Kismet and perfect, but it might not have been planned.

Even if it was, I have doubts Jason Isaacs was told ahead of time. He would have played many moments differently if he had been.

The thing that bugs me about this is that Lorca playing dumb at the beginning with the Vulcan rebel ship could have gotten them all killed. To mislead the audience, the show didn't play fair with us.

I did appreciate the idea that as Burnham is describing the "Mirror Lorca's" crimes she is none the wiser that the criminal in the question is the person she's relaying the info to. That's kind of an interesting concept. I'm just not 100% sure it was planned.

I loved Jason Isaac's Scottish brogue as he's disguising his voice over the comm as the ship's engineer. Why doesn't this guy have a HUGE voice-over career? It boggles the mind.

I think I ought to compliment Shazad Latif at this point too. His "I am here to protect you," at the end is a Wesley Crusher level of lame, but the truth is Tyler is the first Star Trek character EVER we have seen that is truly broken. At least in a realistic, identifiable way to modern audiences. Latif's vulnerabilities and desperation are actually, well, HUMAN, in a way few previous Star Trek characters actually were.

I felt Tilly's pain and freakout too, especially considering the role she was immediately thrust into that she had no reason to EVER prepare for. It's nuts. When Lorca agrees it's wrong though, because he's FROM this Universe and knows Killy is a thing. Again, I am not completely sure even the writers knew for sure at this point that Lorca was from here. If they had, the bright light thing might have been brought up in this episode. Might have tipped some people off, but there is no real throughline to that continuity as it is played onscreen here.

For the record, there is NO way a ISS Terran ship would be named "Discovery". That's a Starfleet-type name. But I guess the producers didn't want to "hurt the brand". They have merch to sell still, and an ISS Discovery model ship would be cool.

In hindsight, because we got Culber back, this episode is solid. But people were RIGHT to read the producers the riot act after this initially aired. Kurtzman needs to understand he isn't working for Bad Robot anymore. Star Trek treats death a LOT differently than say, Lost. So it's no wonder we were pissed instead of praising the brave storytelling genius of that "twist". I'm not saying Star Trek fans are savvier than other fans. But our fandom is built differently. That's partly why despite the fact that the toxic dudebros have been trying to get a foothold in it for years, they've never gotten anywhere in influence. Actual real Star Trek fans like me? We're built differently. We always have been. 4 stars.

Promo:

Doesn't give too much away but suggests dire shit. I don't know if that's ultimately good or bad.

You know what? Bad. We all knew it was the Mirror Universe. They wouldn't have actually spoiled us by giving us a taste of how warped things were gonna get.

Still a cool trailer though. Just could have been cooler. 3 1/2 stars.

The Wolf Inside

I was furious that the first place the crew's mind went to about Hugh's murder was Stamets. It was lazy thinking. And if they had explored it sooner maybe Michael wouldn't have found herself in the danger with Tyler she did. Because they dicked around on the ludicrous notion that Paul could ever hurt Hugh, Tyler was able to do the damage he did.

I believe Lorca is currently on Burnham's side. But it doesn't stop the things he is saying from being entirely outside of Starfleet. I notice Isaacs' British accent is slipped in and out of in this scene.

I love that the Prophet is a bearded Sarek (It IS the Mirror Universe) and that once he clears Michael, it's good enough for Voq. But fucking Tyler. I now know this was actual a double-performance from Shazad Latif, which kinda blows my mind.

I really did like the Sarek stuff. The level of trust and deference Mirror Voq has for him is really cool, and I kind of love that after the shit with Tyler went bad, Sarek insisted Michael was still all right. Voq is willing to still believe him, but now he wants them both gone. I don't blame him. That ending was kind of tragic for me because I actually like Voq, Sarek, and the other Rebels.

Sarek raises a LOT of questions about how Spock ended up where he did. The idea that Terrans are racial purists doesn't fit the original canon. If that was so, Spock wouldn't have been in the Empire. But having a rebel father and still getting where he did raises questions I can't figure out answers for. In the episode "Mirror, Mirror" Spock is portrayed as secretly reasonable deep down, and Deep Space Nine went further with the totally unlikely suggestion that he preached reforms to the Terran Empire, and they followed his peaceful ways, until they were conquered by the Klingons, Bajorans, and Cardassians. That later bit of canon never fully seemed to fit the original concept, and with this show saying Terrans are racial purists, not only does Spock actually being in the Empire not make sense. But neither does the idea that the rest of the Empire took his calls for reform seriously. I think the show did an okay job showing why even though this episode occurred BEFORE "Mirror, Mirror" it doesn't break canon because Starfleet classified the entire mission afterwards (and in the next season the ENTIRE Discovery mission was classified the exact same way). But this racial supremacy thing, while making sense, hurts the idea of Spock in the Empire.

The fact that Mirror Spock always thought the Empire was full of shit is partly why I bought him there to begin with. It felt like an alliance of convenience, and I got the impression plenty of people in various species kissed the ring instead of being obliterated. This episode and the season suggest Terrans are so racist that isn't actually possible.

The Mirror Universe is unrealistic just because everybody's evil, and that's not how people work in real life. In a different Universe where people's alignments are different, not every good person will be bad and vice versa. Deep Space Nine explored that nuance a bit but this show doesn't seem to understand that by portraying the Terran Empire as purely evil and unshakable as it is, it doesn't fit with The Original Series OR Deep Space Nine. Hell, the Star Trek episodes most like this are the Enterprise episodes "Through A Mirror Darkly". And even Enterprise never went this far. It's suggested in Enterprise, that a great deal of Terrans' brutishness isn't down to malice. But stupidity, which was also a vibe I got from The Original Series. And the characters being ignorant and spiteful instead of willfully evil makes the premise a little broader. It just does.

How did Sarek and Terran Amanda spawn Spock? It makes no sense. The wonder in Mirror Sarek's voice after seeing the alternate world of Terran compassion was a wonderful performance from James Frain. But I cannot reconcile Sarek and Spock in the Mirror Universe.

Speaking of which, Captain Maddox made me notice something else quite odd. The Terran Empire is shockingly diverse. So much so, that this show leaning so heavily into the racial purity aspect seems like a mistake. If Terrans are the way they are, they would have never solved racism among themselves. Maybe it became outmoded once Zefram Cochrane stole the Vulcan greeter's ship, but racism doesn't simply disappear just because new "Others" appear. The fucked up thing about racism is that there are still tiers, even with new groups of people to hate. I don't doubt that it's possible Burnham and Maddox became captains or that Georgiou and Hoshi Sato were Emperors. But there would still be tension there. People would be talking shit about that specific thing ALL THE TIME. Maybe that is an added complication the episode didn't need (the episode is complicated enough already) but that's kind of why them making the Terrans deliberately evil instead of brutal thugs doesn't entirely work.

The look on Michael's face when Voq nonchalantly admits he killed Culber was some fine acting on Sonequa Martin-Green's part. It's not that she doesn't believe it. She just finds it impossible to reconcile. Shit is going bad FAST, at a point in time she can't afford it, and it's throwing her for a loop.

The light difference of the Universe is mentioned at the beginning. Good.

I don't seem to remember having been all that surprised about the ending when this aired, and yeah, it feels inevitable, rather than shocking. This shit is how the Mirror Universe works.

Solid episode. 4 stars.

Promo

Star Trek promos have gotten a LOT more elaborate since the Don R. Beck days. 5 stars.

Vaulting Ambition

Oh my. That is getting a HELL of a bad review. I cannot say enough bad things about it.

Here is why Star Trek: Discovery sucks and why its legit detractors were right that it sucks. The cannibalism thing.

Is it necessary to the story? Is Burnham being forced to engage in it anything but pure sickness? And worst of all, later Discovery episodes and the film Section 31 tried to if not redeem Georgiou entirely, then to at least make us sympathize with her. How? Why would we EVER do that? How broken do the producers think we are? It's television, and TV producers never went broke believing fans were anything but pieces of shit deep down, but I'm letting Kurtzman know, Star Trek fans ARE different. He crossed a line and didn't even know it.

And Burnham being the one to have unknowingly "picked" Saru is fucking vulgar on every level. What must that poor dude have been thinking? What a sick fucking moment.

The Lorca "reveal" would matter more if the series had thought to tie all of his previous toxicity to where he's from. It's merely implied instead, which is letting go of some juicy drama.

The "light" thing also weirdly explains a plot point on earlier Star Trek stuff: Why the motif of the Mirror Universe was so dark. The show has said it's not just production trying to put the audience ill-at-ease. The now-canon answer is Terrans from that Universe have a sensitivity to bright light. Am I sure that idea will hold up to EVERY Mirror Universe episode ever? Nope. But it SOUNDS right, and I can't think of any immediate contradictions off the top of my head either, and I usually can for this show's constant random canon fuckery.

It's ironic that Burnham believes Georgiou is torturing the wrong Lorca all throughout the episode. When we learned he was the exact guy after all.

I actually liked the bit of Mirror Stamets teasing our Stamets about the existence of God, especially because he said it was a She. Look at his face!

This episode feels shoddy. I can shut off my brain and accept Stamets not growing a beard in our Universe. In hospitals nurses often shave comatose or unresponsive patients. Why hasn't Mirror Stamets grown a beard?

Worse, he wakes up in a chair in his lab. If he was in the mycelium network as long as he claimed he was, how did he not starve? Why is his uniform still spotless when by all rights he should have shit and pissed himself? You can say this is all down to the magic of television, but Lorca has grown a growth of stubble after a couple of days in the Agonizer. It's actually a real mistake if that's the case. It drives me nuts.

Georgiou says the Federation is dangerous which is an interesting and not entirely inaccurate take.

The stuff between Stamets and Culber is intended to be heartbreaking and bittersweet at the same time, but I think it's the show trying to have its cake and eat it too. They don't get to shove THAT specific plot abortion on us and then give us happy wrap-up in hindsight. Star Trek fans are different. We said it wasn't enough, and Hugh returned the next season. But really, this shit is infuriating.

"Paul, I died." No Kurtzman, you don't get to give us that. Not okay. You didn't earn it.

I mentioned the racial supremacy of the Terran Empire didn't entirely make sense. Georgiou mentions that equality and all of those good Federation buzzwords are actually from the Terrans' distant past. Wouldn't it be something if old school Terrans made a certain level of peace with each other, only to devolve into barbarism upon Vulcan First Contact? Here's an even eerier question, that spooks me for its plausibility: Is it possible OUR Universe isn't the Star Trek Universe, but the Mirror Universe? At one point, even though racial supremacy has ALWAYS held America down, we paid lip service to the ideals of equality and democracy. Now people in 2025 using those words are sneered at with the same degree of disdain shown for people who use they / them pronouns. Humanity has become hateful pieces of shit in short order.

Us being the future Mirror Universe would also explain Lorca's slip-up about Elon Musk earlier in the season. He's evil in OUR Universe, so well thought of in The Terran Empire, so Lorca has no reason to believe he was any different from the Wright Brothers or Zefram Cochrane (despite being entirely wrong). The biggest mistake in Star Trek history might actually be a clue that humanity is fucking doomed.

I sincerely doubt Gene Roddenberry would EVER give me a No-Prize for this theory but that's how badly the Musk thing bugged me. I'm willing to believe we become the Terran Empire before believing the Star Trek Universe would EVER venerate Musk. Also, it feels like we're halfway there already.

Lorca's reveal at the end was badass and nasty. Proving once and for all that he's one of them.

Terrible episode. 1 star.

Feeding Frenzy

This will go down in history as the single most appalling featurette Star Trek has ever done.

Is the show actually made by sociopaths? After seeing this I believe that's a fair question. 0 stars.

Promo

The job of the promo of a shitty episode is to essentially polish the turd. Does this do that here? Nope. 2 stars.

What's Past Is Prologue

I think the most underwhelming thing about Lorca is that he supposedly had this grand plan... and it turns out he didn't. The Arrowverse might get away with that shit, but I don't think Star Trek ever should.

There is very little hand-to-hand fighting on Star Trek outside of the Klingon episodes on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. Worf demanded fight choreography.

The one exception is The Original Series where Kirk beating people up for no reason was commonplace. Let me be brutally honest. Not only was that shit the antithesis of what Star Trek always claimed to be. I'd hate Kirk and those fights already if that was the only problem. No, they looked and WERE terrible. HD forgives nothing, and the stunt doubles they used were not just egregious, but in all cases laughable. All of The Original Series fights looked like utter shit. Frankly, I don't know WHY that show has as many fans as it does while it was as shoddy about stuff like that as it was.

So to see modern-day fight choreography, using modern day film techniques is sort of a first for Star Trek, and it actually works. Mostly because it's Terrans killing Terrans, and they can just go fucking all out. But it's not lost on me that fighting styles haven't just evolved 50 years from The Original Series. They've also evolved 20-30 years after Next Gen and DS9 too. It's pretty fucking cool, I think.

The slow-mo and drum / march score was pretty badass during that sequence. The fire in the background makes it EXTRA iconic.

Georgiou is NOT happy with Michael at the end. Can you blame her?

Do you know what bugs me? We never found out what happened to OUR Universe's Lorca. I had expected Jason Isaacs to eventually pop up in a shocking guest turn in season 2, but nope, the idea is completely dropped instead. Forgive me for saying that as far as potentially juicy Mirror Universe drama goes, this show is doing it wrong. Ira-Steven Behr woulda eaten Kurtzman for lunch about this shit.

Make The Empire Glorious Again is deliberately pressing a button. I don't like it, but like, I GET it.

Saru was right about something. If Lorca WAS evil, he should have sensed it. I'm actually calling that a plothole. Because he should have.

I like the part where Saru reminds us that his species senses death but he doesn't sense it today. That was totally cool.

I love that Lorca calls Georgiou Pippa. He's got a LOT of funny quips in this episode. People who say victory is never as sweet as imagined are idiots.

The visual effects for the mycelium network are gorgeous.

Landry is NOT happy when Burnham says she's Lorca's. It's clear this Universe's Landry has a thing for Lorca although I wouldn't have been shocked if our Universe's did too.

I liked Saru referring to Michael as his friend. That felt rewarding.

Lorca's talking down about the misguided ideals of the Federation and equality almost sound rational. But the reason he's wrong and simply a racist dillhole instead of a pragmatist, is because the Federation wound up lasting a HELL of a lot longer than the Terran Empire did. Spock saw the fall of the Empire coming. It's amazing Lorca thinks he can make it work.

Him flattering the crew about him molding them into an army of warriors is adding insult to injury, as is the vulgar notion he'd recruit any and all of them if they weren't beholden to the foolish cult of the Federation. I will not argue that there are definitely cult-like qualities in Star Trek, mostly revolving around how venerated Gene Roddenberry is despite being just ONE guy who only actually legit wrote a few episodes. But he's saying that shit not to compliment his former crew, but to patronize them. He's not praising them, he's twisting the knife.

Him treating Saru so respectfully in the earlier episodes is kind of interesting though, knowing how Kelpians are treated in his Universe. I will actually give him legit credit for that.

I love Mirror Stamets', "I had REALLY hoped you were dead." One of the few good things about this Mirror Universe outing is not only is Georgiou ultimately portrayed with some nuance (which is frankly infuriating after the cannibalism shit) but although Stamets is slimy and corrupt, he doesn't strike me as especially violent. His means of survival boil down to latching onto people stronger than him, which in this shitshow of a Universe, actually makes sense.

Lorca toying with him before killing him was cruel. And Lorca doesn't like poetry because he sucks.

I think less of Lorca when Michael (correctly) points out his grand scheme was entirely unnecessary. If he had gone to Starfleet, they would have helped him get home. And that seems pretty self-evident to me. The fact that it never occurred to him to spare both himself and the Discovery crew all the pain he caused makes me think his self-professed tactical genius is not just overstated, but I'm guessing not a real thing at all.

The ending is walked back SLIGHTLY in the next episode, but the fall-out is truly terrific, and one of the best "missing pieces" to Trek lore ever. But the cliffhanger being that the Klingons have won the war was brilliant. We'll talk about that in the next review.

Let's watch that next. 4 stars.

Deleted / Extended Scenes

David Lynch woulda loved the background buzzing in the first scene. Probably changed because it was annoying, but I think that's actually its selling point.

The second scene was a wise cut. It makes Stamets look pathetic in the eyes of Saru and Tilly, which is the absolutely WRONG thing to be going for in this moment. 3 1/2 stars.

Promo

Pretty cool. 4 stars.

The War Without, The War Within

Crap! I'm gonna have to do a deep dive! Super long review for this episode. Why? Because I'm gonna have to talk shit about The Original Series and the fucked up way the crew of the Enterprise treated the Klingons! In hindsight it's appalling, and knowing what we do about the Klingons from Next Gen and DS9, a narrative mistake too.

Until this episode. This is the first episode of Discovery to CLEAN up a continuity snarl instead of starting one. I am just as shocked it involved the Klingons (of all things) as you are.

Star Trek: The Original Series has its share of amazing episodes. I think a LOT of the episodes that fans think about amazing (like "Journey To Babel") are not, but I can't deny the decent sci-fi high concepts the show was able to pull off in its better weeks.

But possible heresy, I think those better weeks were few and far between. I think only about a quarter of Star Trek's original episodes could qualify as good, and of those, less than ten are great. Maybe less than five. I will not dismiss the highs the show achieved. But I think they are far rarer than most fans are willing to admit. In fact, a great deal of the three season run is outright dreadful. The Next Generation's first two seasons got a bad rap for that specific thing, but although The Original Series was never as bad as those two seasons, the truth is the quality control was mostly shit anyways. Season 3 gets the lion's share of the crap from fans, but I think season 2 and ESPECIALLY Season 1 are pretty shady too.

And it starts and ends with the fucking Klingons! Jesus! Who wrote that shit?

There are many moments on The Original Series that make me fucking cringe. Like in "Patterns Of Force" Spock claims fascism is a logical form of government. It's just never been implemented properly. Riiight. And just from that one fucking episode I believe every progressive bonafide Roddenberry ever claimed for himself was pure unearned bullshit. Also look to "Bread And Circuses" where Kirk thanks the Roman Emperor in charge for allowing him to "be with a woman like a man" for the final time. I saw that back in the day, and I was like, "Do fans just fucking understand that not only did Captain James T. Kirk just rape a fucking slave, but he didn't understand that's what he just did, or see anything wrong with it?"

Star Trek fans HATE me. For pointing out this shit.

But one of the episodes that raised my biggest hackles back in the day was the awful Season 2 trainwreck "Friday's Child", which for some odd reason is considered an acceptable (if average) episode instead of the dank piece of shit hot garbage fire it actually is. There is a scene in the episode that I cannot fucking get over, and Next Gen and DS9 made it doubly unforgivable. But the crew has beamed down to a random planet. And the people there have already made friendly contact with the Klingons. A Klingon walks up to the group of aliens (who all weirdly look like humans because Star Trek has always been the fucking worst) and this dumbass Starfleet ensign gets up and roars, "A Klingon!", and points his phaser at him, clearly intending to fire and kill a guy he never met, has no idea who he is, or what he's doing. Just he's "A Klingon!" and far the socialist Utopia the Federation always bills itself as, that's apparently fucking enough. All right then.

The Klingon shoots his dumb ass dead instead, as is his want and right as a sentient being in mortal peril from a known enemy.

Kirk actually whines about it! He believes it proves the Klingons cannot be trusted! This pure fucking tool, who was the plain inspiration for Futurama's Zapp Brannigan, who is truly not THAT far-removed from this shitheel's dumbassedness, is like, "He saw a Klingon, and raised his phaser! A completely defensive move!" And I'm wondering how the person who wrote that shit wiped their asses every day, much less completed a script that dumb. One that few fans seem to talk shit about, no less.

Basically, Starfleet were always pure violent assholes to the Klingons. Leonard Nimoy took that specific hatred to its logical conclusion in the script to Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. And good, even-numbered Trek movie or not, it's not just fans who were outraged at the idea that the Enterprise crew carried deep-down racism and prejudice within them. It caused an uproar with much of the cast and a bunch of the original producers. And despite the fact that I think Nimoy was too humorless for his own good, he had value because he recognized what was going on on The Original Series, even if the rest of fandom was in pure denial about it.

How did Harlan Ellison put it? Roddenberry would deliberately go for progressive props with the diverse cast. And then have the crew go up against dirty, filthy, evil alien races that were thinly veiled stand-ins for the undesirable people and races in the 1960's. Every fucking time. There is NOT much I agree with the late Harlan Ellison about, but he was right. That's Star Trek's M.O.. Show that racism is wrong in a clear manner, while in the background, using plots and characters to fully justify it. It's "allegory", so it's okay! What a fucking cheap trick.

This brings us to this episode of Star Trek: Discovery which I believe saw that level of writing incompetence about the Klingons and said, "What if the writers weren't simply making a mistake from a bygone era in which nobody had any real common sense politically? What if there are REAL, and GOOD fucking reasons Starfleet fucking LOATHES the Klingons?"

Just hearing about their slaughter of innocents in this war, destroying civilian Starbases, and their suicide bombs taking out thousands of innocent people, and making the few kids they DIDN'T kill orphans, just because they can, this episode shows Mr. Dumbass Phaser Ensign might be a dumbass. But he might also have been suffering from VERY real PTSD, which makes his insane reaction believable, even if no less stupid.

This episode doesn't redeem that moment. Friday's Child is a televised trainwreck, and ought to be viewed as such. But damn, in hindsight, it might at least EXPLAIN it.

This show cleaned up a Klingon continuity fuck-up! I know! I can't believe it either.

Part of me loves Tyler's outrage that the rest of the crew can get past this, but it's not right that the one person on the ship who knew him best cannot. I love that. But what's even better is Michael (a woman) pointing out this man wrapped his hands around her neck, and she saw that this person she loved fully intended to kill her. Suddenly he's not a misguided Klingon tool anymore. He's the abusive boyfriend whose repeated apologies mean fucking nothing because they shouldn't. I believe if Joss Whedon had written this scene Michael would have come around. Instead, its the end of the their 'ship. They are no longer a "Will they or won't they?" for the long run. They are very clearly a "They won't."

It's a bit rich that he claims that Michael is using this as an excuse because she can't stand things got both serious and complicated. Klingons killed her parents and she fell in love with one. Not only does he have no right to say something that personal (it's actually offensive) but the reality that this is MUCH bigger than Michael's past with the Klingons might occur to a dude less self-involved that he is.

Can you believe that asshole actually tried to apologize to Stamets? Where does he get off? Paul's reaction was filled with far more grace than he deserved.

I don't approve of the rest of the crew forgiving him, but I thought it was a fascinating development that after Tilly sat down with him, Detmer was the first person to join him. One of the interesting things about Star Trek: Discovery to me is that The Original Series AND The Next Generation often had no name lieutenants and ensigns on the bridge, that really had no backstory, and didn't really matter. They weren't Red Shirts and people getting randomly killed off, but their roles as essentially seat-fillers for the major cast were exactly as thankless. I like that Discovery does interesting things with characters like Detmer and Airiam. I think it's cool.

That ending is insane, and yeah, probably stupid, but that's why I like it. Insane and stupid are winning. That seems familiar.

But really it's almost like some kind of sick joke. This is the kind of thing you'd see the Capitol doing during The Hunger Games. The fact that it's Starfleet makes it all the more fucked up. Admiral Cornwell is NOT President Snow. She really shouldn't be doing something as fucked up as he would.

The boarding party at the beginning was freaking intense. I mean, fucking SAREK is going around forcing mind-melds on people as if he's wearing a goatee. All bets are currently off.

And Jayne Brooke remains amazing on every level. What a badass.

Her noting that the real Lorca was measured totally explains why she flipped out at him earlier in the season. Yeah, I can see why that pissed her off now, if the real Lorca was chill.

I liked Sarek's scene with Georgiou very much. "Best not to make comparisons." James Frain is just the best.

I like that Saru is hurt Michael lied to him about the Kelpians. The cannibalism thing probably didn't help.

One of the cool things about Cornwell's speech is claiming the Klingons have no honor. In reality, considering how much stock Klingons place on honor, that might sound like bullshit propaganda.

But she's right. The Klingons behavior in this war is nothing but atrocious and dishonorable, and when Ezri Dax is telling Worf not to believe the Empire's press about this shit, she's right. It's pretty despicable and appalling what these people have done in the supposed name of honor. It's sick, actually.

Jonathan Archer's trip to the Klingon Homeworld 100 years ago is mentioned. To be honest, outside of the Augment stuff in Season 4, nobody ever liked what Enterprise did with the Klingons. None of it fit the earlier canon. Especially not Archer's journey there being a peaceful one where he came to an understanding with some of the Klingons. Having the first few encounters with Klingons be chill made the disastrous First Contact described in The Next Generation seem completely bogus. And again, it's another thing that makes the cast of The Original Series seem even MORE crazy for their stance of outright loathing the Klingons.

People tell me Discovery is the worst Star Trek show, and the one that hurts the canon the most. I won't argue TOO hard about it seriously hurting the canon, but Enterprise was a FAR worse show on every level. I cannot overstate how damaging that show was to Star Trek. It basically killed Star Trek on TV for ten years. I will not hear it defended compared to Discovery. It is unforgivable and inexcusable. And maybe Discovery sucks less on canon than you'd think because it is STILL courteous enough to give that crappy show its due. It's not something I would have done, but it's interesting, especially since I largely think Discovery simply doesn't give a shit about Star Trek canon.

God, that review got entirely out of control. My brand, folks. I suck. The episode however did not. 4 stars.

Promo

What's great about this promo is it gives a lot away. But it doesn't give the BEST stuff away. 4 1/2 stars.

Will You Take My Hand?

This hits the right themes about the integrity of Starfleet. I'm just wondering if it was a good idea to put the idea up for debate.

Who am I kidding? That's what the entire SEASON has been about! I guess I had fewer problems with Lorca doing shady things because he did them himself. Starfleet coming up with this reprehensible level of genocide and handing it off to Georgiou is beyond cowardly. When she's beating up L'Rell in the cell I saw it for as dirty as it was. She was throwing every punch Starfleet was too chickenshit to throw, and would look down at their feet as it was happening. They refuse to get their hands dirty and confuse that with actual principles. Fuck Starfleet.

Do you know what's the same idea? Section 31! Dr. Bashir found that reprehensible, and he was right. Also weirdly ties into Georgiou there.

Lots of bare-ass nudity here, a first for Trek. Not claiming it's a great first. Nipples are still forbidden however (unless they are Klingon latex).

Clint Howard looks terrible. He looks like the little Lamisil monster under brother Ron's toenails.

Tilly high was hilarious. I also like the part where Georgiou is touching her hair and telling her she hated it, and she's like "What is happening?"

I didn't feel the solution to end the war felt completely earned. But I don't really think there was a way a peaceful solution could have been with what was set-up.

Speaking of which I found Michael's story about the Klingons killing her family, and sitting down at their table, and eating THEIR meal, and laughing, another good reason for everyone on the original Enterprise to fucking loathe the Klingons. "A Klingon!" is still stupid. But, now, like, I GET it.

Also gut-wrenching is the notion her family was only there because she insisted they stay to see a supernova. She doesn't just blame the Klingons for this. She clearly blames herself.

I found it a bit rich Georgiou threatening Michael for trying to expose her. I'm like, "Babe, you're doing that to yourself. You ain't even trying to ACT the part. People are gonna notice that shit eventually if you don't cool it with that amoral Terran crap." And yet they don't, because this is television, and television is simply terrible.

I think this was one of the episodes that started the dumbass idea that Klingon males have two penises, so I'm taking an extra star off the final grade for that horseshit.

I like that Ash and the Klingons' laughter triggered Michael. Seriously scary stuff.

It's cool that L'Rell narrated the "Previously on Star Trek: Discovery" in the recap in subtitled Klingon.

"Be good, Philippa." Good luck with that, Michael.

I love when Georgiou finally refuses to calls Michael's bluff, her reaction is entirely real-world human: "Ugh." She finds Starfleet as annoying as an average 21st Century person would. I also enjoyed her basically taking over the brothel, mostly because she finally realized our Universe isn't ENTIRELY lame. At least not everybody is.

I love that Sarek finally calls Michael his daughter.

Georgiou saying Burnham's biggest problem is she has no follow-through is provocative. Because she says she ought to have killed the original Georgiou. And you know what? She probably should have. If she had, she wouldn't have been there to stop her orders to fire on the Klingons, and the war might never have been started at all. It's a provocative statement because it's true.

As much as I love the affirmations of Starfleet's ideals throughout the episode, the truth is Michael speech at the end leaves me a little cold. It's a little TOO cliched, and a little TOO self-righteous. I don't think it's a bad thing for more Star Trek characters to be more like Captain Picard. But that was the WORST aspect of Picard, and this is the first time we've seen something like this in the Kurtzman era. I didn't love it.

My least favorite thing in the episode however was Michael and Tyler's kiss goodbye. They shouldn't have done that. They had the right idea for the tone of the parting in the last episode. It confuses an issue that in actuality is pretty freaking black and white.

Loved the Classic Star Trek Theme over the end titles.

Decent finale. Does it live up to the hype? Nope. I don't think ANY of Discovery's finales ever did. 3 stars.

Deleted Scene

This should have been the tag for the season. I think they wanted to end it on the Enterprise, but Georgiou joining Section 31 is FAR more interesting to me. It's weird her contact was pretending to be a Trill. I wasn't aware that species was active in that timeframe. 5 stars.

Promo

Not all there. 3 1/2 stars.

Launch Promos

Four pretty awesome trailers. 4 1/2 stars.

Discovering Discovery: The Concepts And Cast Of Star Trek: Discovery

Heather Kadin describing the Klingons as "The Bad Guys" obviously knows nothing about Star Trek, which considering she's a producer, is bad. 3 1/2 stars.

Standing In The Shadow Of Giants: Creating The Sounds Of Star Trek: Discovery

I love the music by Jeff Russo. 3 1/2 stars.

Creature Comforts

About the alien designs and costumes. The changes to the Klingons in both story and design are atrocious, and despite what the producers were hoping, entirely disrespectful to the canon.

On a happier note Doug Jones is described as one of the greatest creature actors of all time, and indeed he is. He real life voice is normal compared to have nasally Saru is. 3 stars.

Designing Discovery

I find the designs on this show are entirely inconsistent with the rest of Star Trek. There ARE logistical reasons to do that, but when the producers claim they are trying to fit in with what came before I don't actually believe them. 2 1/2 stars.

Creating Space

Alex Kurtzman correctly notes the line between feature film and television effects has blurred. He's right. TV visual effects are just as good as movies now. Which makes the fact that idiots like James Cameron spend over $200 million per movie just to make visual effects that look SLIGHTLY better than TV. And honestly? I found the visual effects of Avatar quite shitty. It's a waste of money and it's why so many blockbusters lose money while people are going to the cinema. Until filmmakers start making movies on sensible budgets again (which TV shows is entirely possible) the entire enterprise is screwed. 4 stars.

Prop Me Up

Star Trek is one of those rare franchises like Star Wars and The Lord Of The Rings where props are super important. You won't find an in-depth featurette on props on a Law & Order DVD set. Props are part of the selling point of Star Trek. 4 stars.

A Woman's Journey

This talks about the first female-centric Star Trek show. Diversity is well represented and Sonequa Martin-Green knows how big her casting is in the current climate.

Also mentioned is that at one point on the show, the future was decided by four female writers and producers, which is another Star Trek first. 4 stars.

Dress For Success

This featurette on costumes is dry, overlong, and boring. 2 stars.

Season 1 Promo

Pretty epic mega trailer for the whole season. 4 stars.

Star Trek: Discovery: The Voyage Of Season 1

One of the producers stupidly suggests Star Trek has never explored war before. WRONG. Seasons 6 and 7 of Deep Space Nine were about the Dominion War. It could also be argued that season 3 of Enterprise was about a war with the Xindi, but that seemed more preventative than an actual war. But yeah, Star Trek has gone here before. DS9 pissed Majel Barrett-Roddenberry off because of it. What kind of Star Trek producer doesn't know about that?

It amazes me Shazad Latif has been in the show since the first episode, and it was always him in the Voq make-up. It's something I learned after the fact and it still blows my mind.

This is the best featurette on the set. It's both thorough and not boring. 4 stars.

Blu-Ray Menus

Fully animated and beautiful. 4 stars.

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Star Trek: Discovery: Season Two (Blu-Ray)

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I like this season. I don't want to say it's the best (although it might be). Because really the best season should have been one of the ones set in the future, and the fact that it probably WASN'T is a travesty and shows what wasted potential that the show fucked up the single best plot turn on Star Trek in decades, and arguably ever.

But it probably is the best season. For sure it has the best season finale.

The season wants to answer questions. What happened to Pike? Why did Spock never mention his sister? Why did no other ship have a spore drive?

I feel the answers are clunky, because that specific thing is not a strength for this show. But Anson Mount is probably the best Christopher Pike of all time, and Ethan Peck is second best Spock after Leonard Nimoy. Only upon seeing him here do I realize how woefully miscast Zachary Quinto was in the Abrams films. Fine actor. Wrong voice for THAT character.

Lot of good episodes this year. The best include Saru's return to Kaminar (The Sounds Of Thunder), the actual follow-up to The Original Series "The Cage" that we waited 50 years for (If Memory Serves), Airiam's magnificent final episode (Project Daedalus), and the two part season finale (Such Sweet Sorrow). Worst episode? The Klingon Game Of Thrones episode (Point Of Light) sucks more ass than an automatic ass-sucking machine. Season Overall: *.

Brother

For all of Michael's regrets, just based on his behavior in the flashback, SPOCK was the problem in that family back then. I always suspected as much, but Sarek was never the monstrous father Spock needed to distance himself from and renounce. The fact that he did that anyways speaks poorly of Spock.

Still, it's good foreshadowing to hint that although Spock was probably unfair to Sarek, he had good reasons to be angry at Michael. Her discomfort around Sarek fit in with the truth revealed later in the season. But Sarek's not a dummy. He gets something's wrong.

Still it's kind of heartbreaking to see little Spock's reaction to Amanda hugging little Michael.

I mentioned last season how refreshing a character Tilly was because she talked like a real 21st Century person. Them all cheering for the power of math is very much a 21st Century thing that I am delighted to see Star Trek have fun with. I often feel math gets short shrift in Star Trek compared to science. And they are both equally important to science. It was fun to finally see a shout-out to math geeks.

But anyways, Tilly is a great character because she talks like a real person. Jett Reno is a great character for the same reason. But the reason I dig Jett and think Tig Notaro is a wonderful addition to the show is because she's an entirely different type of real person than Tilly is. And maybe for any other show this wouldn't be either a big deal or a brag. On Star Trek? It feels like an accomplishment.

I love when Pike is surprised she stayed for ten months she's like "Of course I did. Where the hell would I go?" Respecting the chain of command matters very little Jett Reno, and I adore her disrespect. It's also hinted she strongly dislikes the Klingons. Her expressing skepticism over an armistice with the dudes who drank blood wine is amusing.

I love Stamets having Tilly repeat that she will say fewer things. There's something loopy and sweet about the guy. But the persnickety edge is still there.

Wilson Cruz is dead, seen in a hologram message, and STILL a series regular. Part of me thinks the only reason they put his name in the opening credits for the first episode of this season was to stop the death threats. I wonder if it it worked.

Pike is having a lot of fun with the bridge crew, and I like that he truly dislikes how Lorca did things. He's offended and finds the fortune cookie thing weird. And where the fuck are the chairs in the ready room? For Christ's sake, Lorca was a pain in the ass.

It's cool how the final fortune ties in "The Cage". According to the commentary, that was Anson Mount's idea. It's pretty perfect. Although later the season reveals The Cage is set BEFORE this episode. Grr. Still a cool touch anyways. And it's not like Pike is never going BACK to Talos. Hmmm.

Don't buy that the Original Series uniforms are "New" though. Doesn't fit the established canon. Those things were around for awhile.

Pike promising fun this year is necessary. Season 1 was a HUGE drag. And while Season 2 wasn't as positive as the show wound up being in the later seasons, it definitely WAS more fun.

Pike definitely has a chip on his shoulder for the Enterprise sitting out the war, and it's established here.

I mean the pod action sequence is legit exciting. Also awesome is Burnham's escape from the exploding building.

For the record, Fuck Connolly. Say what you will about the red shirts. Their ego and incompetent never ONCE got Kirk close to getting killed. Darwin Awards are still a thing in the 23rd Century. That's what mansplaining gets you, you dick.

And of course three women have to fix his mess and save their captain.

I laughed at Saru being defensive at the crew member noticing his ganglia flitting. "What, you're surprised?" I love that. It was a perfect comic beat in the action sequence.

Ethan Peck can be heard as Spock in the logs but the actor is not credited for this episode or the next one. Probably so people couldn't check his IMDB page so easily to see what the new Spock would look like. Maybe I'm wrong there (wouldn't be the first time) but that would have been my logic if I were the producers. Granted, Peck's casting WAS announced ahead of time, so plenty of people DID check that IMDB page, but if I'm the producers, I wouldn't leave such an easy paper trail there.

I thought the opening sequence was cool.

Pike learning everybody's name sans rank and then instantly memorizing all of them is a REALLY cool facet to give the character going in, and doesn't just make the crew instantly like him. It makes the audience instantly like him too. "Detmer... fly good," is SO endearing.

This is Linus' first episode. I freaking LOVE the sideways blinks!

Over the air I was upset at the aliens on the Enterprise. I was always upset at aliens on the Discovery too, but I could almost justify it, especially considering the events of the season finale.

But as far as the original canon goes, Spock was the FIRST non-human Starfleet officer, broke those barriers for everyone else, and is famous for that reason. It pisses me off the show has always been taking away the groundbreaking nature of Spock's placement on the crew. Hell, the Kelvin Timeline movies did it too.

Upon further rumination, this isn't a good distinction for Spock, or one worth fighting for on the behalf of the character. The third season of The Old Show outright says Vulcans are segregated in Star Trek, and on their own ship (which of course the producers being idiots destroyed because "Non-problematic messaging? What's that?")

Gene Roddenberry's idea that to start off with Starfleet was all human is bad. It's racist. It's outside of the ideals he claimed to champion (which was kind of his shtick). But thinking more on it, I'll chill rewatching the second season of Strange New Worlds and say to myself "A Temporal Cold War Did It". No other aliens in Starfleet and Vulcan segregation was actually a brief canon example of Enterprise's Futureguy winning the Temporal Cold War and Saru and Hemmer are where they are because Daniels / Kovich fucking stopped him and made things right.

That's my interpretation and headcanon, and you can't take it away from me.

God, the old Star Trek sucked. I'd get the Discovery complaints a LOT more if this was some unimpeachable, perfect franchise the show is fucking up. But damn, that show was a hot fucking mess. Like my refusal to take offense at the Lady Ghostbusters, they ain't exactly fucking up Shakespeare here.

Both Star Trek: Picard and Star Trek: Lower Decks have characters insisting each Captain needs their own memorable catchphrase. I think that idea is kind of lame and meta enough to be corny. That being said, I like that Pike's is "Hit it."

Promising opener. The mystery of the Red Angel begins! 4 stars.

New Eden

Frakes!

You know, this is the second season, and this is LITERALLY the first time they've done a "planet of the week" episode. I don't know if that's impressive of maddening. I'll go with maddening.

I'm trying to think if Star Trek: Picard ever did one, and nope, I don't think they did.

I was feeling for Jacob. When Pike is talking about alien tech being indistinguishable from Godhood, I really wish Burnham had absorbed that.

She was trying to rationalize EVERYTHING scientifically. Here's the thing. If there IS an explanation to a far-out thing, we aren't always going to learn it. Star Trek has its share of concepts that are closer to magic and religion than science. The Q Continuum / Trelane, the Organians, the Bajoran Prophets, the Medusans, the species of Gods Apollo was. Gene Roddenberry always crowed that Star Trek only followed science. Which is complete bullshit. And I am unpleasantly reminded of Keiko O'Brien Prophetsplaining the "wormhole aliens" as if the Bajorans' take wasn't actually credible. And I'm right to cast shade on Keiko because eventually even Sisko went down with the Bajorans way of thinking regarding the Prophets (much to Starfleet's repeated chagrin). I'm not saying I have faith or that faith is reasonable. But you shouldn't be so insistent on disproving faith if that's actually one of the possible answers. And scientists need to keep their minds open for EVERYTHING, right? If it's actually a possibility, Burnham shouldn't be dismissing it. As solutions go, it should be on the table.

When she says their faith is based upon a lie, I love that Pike says "Can you prove that?"

And to blunt, her asking the leader if anyone has tried to find a "rational" explanation is quite an insulting way to put that. I know she was raised on Vulcan, but even Sarek has some diplomacy to him. That was just all kinds of awkward instead.

Jacob is charming. When he flaps his arms while asking if Pike flies I adored him. I also love the moment Pike tells him to stand back.

Andrew Moodie's reactions during the transport are amazing. The first time he's devastated. The second time he fully understands it and feels more weighty and profound. I don't know where they found this guy, but he's phenomenal, despite only being in a single episode. Guy deserves a much bigger career.

May always gave me the creeps and it's a VERY weird mystery for Tilly.

Stamets doesn't want to be there, and he wants to be there more than anything else.

Tilly's injury in the hanger deck made me cringe. When people start bleeding out the ears in Star Trek, they are in trouble.

Saru tells her to disobey his orders more often, but she says his orders are usually the right ones.

As I'm rewatching the series, I realize Hugh's appearance last year in the mycelial network doesn't fit in with how he's brought back this season. There he claimed he was dead and unable to come back. If he really WAS reconstructed by the spores he wouldn't have been saying that. It's a retcon, done clearly by viewer demand.

The idea that Owosekun was raised by a Luddite collective and could be useful on this mission is another example of the show giving backstories and personalities to the bridge crew that The Original Series and The Next Generation never bothered to. It's really cool.

Also interesting that even though she was a Luddite, her family didn't have a faith. It suggests a LOT of different kinds of societies on Earth, which frankly is something the first five Star Trek series often forgot to do. The fact that society on the earlier shows were so homogenized didn't just make things less real-world believable. It also made it harder to relate to.

I love Tilly tempting Detmer with the idea of doing donuts in a a starship. Once she puts it like that, Detmer's totally game. I love Emily Coutts' smile here.

I also love that Detmer got her pilot's license at age 12.

Pike's update to Clark's 3rd Law is interesting, because that actually describes the Q Continuum, doesn't it?

Jacob tells Pike they'll meet again. So I sort of want a sequel episode on Strange New Worlds now.

Sort of amazes me that this is the first, well, Star Trek episode of the return of Star Trek. And it sort of amazes me Picard NEVER did this. 4 stars.

Deleted / Extended Scenes

Owosekun is a pretty handy person on an away mission. Her asking Michael to steal the tomato because it's been so long since she's had one grown in the ground is a cool detail. Also her suggestion is common-sense and they shouldn't have needed her to come up with it. Stamets scene with Tilly was nice. Musk Jr. High? Ugh. Seriously, Discovery, you look dumb now. One of the scenes actually explains the name Stilly. That probably should have been in the episode. 3 1/2 stars.

Promo

This show has the best trailers. 5 stars.

Point Of Light

The Klingon stuff was absolutely dreadful. I bet if Michael Dorn watched this he'd be flipping out and smashing his TV.

Goddam, the show thinks it needs to turn the fucking Klingons into Game Of Thrones. It doesn't even register Star Trek Shouldn't Do That! Disgusting.

Oh, the Klingons are growing out their hair after the war? What an idiotic explanation. Especially since they STILL refuse to pay the likeness licensing fees to Paramount so the Klingons still look like monsters.

What kills me is that the Starfleet stuff is decent. Amanda warmly kissing Michael and then walking away said everything. I think Burnham is blaming herself too much, and frankly so is Amanda. Spock's an adult. He could talk about this shit if he wanted to. Amanda's coldness to her daughter is heartbreaking, and damn it, misplaced.

It's interesting that Amanda claims she was not allowed to love Spock the way she wanted to. The way he needed her to. I have never witnessed Amanda's supposed coldness to Spock, even if she only technically appeared only twice in the original canon. Of course both "Journey To Babel" and "The Voyage Home" take place AFTER this, but it was never really a part of their dynamic. Spock's coldness on The Original Series was something Amanda was very much in conflict with him about. I'm not sure that plays.

Georgiou's surprise appearance was the ONLY decent thing during the Klingon shit. Let's get away from the High Council and into Section 31 going forward, m'kay?

Ash's new appearance is fucking ridiculous. I swear to God, when you see him in silhouette his outline looks exactly like the Grinch. No exaggeration.

Tilly's stuff is weird, but I like the way Michael reasoned it was happening. Good, Tilly thought she was going insane. Good save, Michael.

I love Pike telling Burnham to break into Spock's medical file. That's an order.

"You will call me Mother." Star Trek used to ALWAYS make me cringe. That was The Original Series, The Next Generation, Voyager, and Enterprise's entire bit. But I don't recall THIS show making me cringe as much as that line did. It's purely terrible.

The Klingon shit is the worst thing about the show, and if you ask me, this was the 100% worst Klingon shit so far. This is NOT Star Trek. And I fucking shouldn't have to tell Star Trek Star Trek is NOT Game Of Thrones. How the fuck do the producers not already know this? 2 stars.

Deleted Scenes

Both wise deletions.

The scene with Saru and Michael gets warm at the end, but before that it's boring as hell.

As for the May scene I have a hard time believing it was filmed to begin with. First off, it's LONG. WAY longer than a deleted scene of this import should be.

But IS it of import? I don't think it is. Considering how the episode played out, this feels like a wild goose chase / mislead / red herring that actually has nothing to do with the story at hand. And worse, May coming on to Tilly IS in fact creepy. May's creepy in general which is why I don't like her.

Couple of lousy scenes here. 2 stars.

Promo:

Crappy trailer. But then, it's a crappy episode. 2 stars.

An Obol For Charon

Jett Reno is the biggest fucking badass in Star Trek history. She is just awesome on every level. And she gives Stamets shit for the right reasons. Like when she suggested his rant about the immorality of dilithium mining was less due to his ethical code, and more that he couldn't think up a snappy comeback to her diss. Where the FUCK was Star Trek keeping a character this awesome?

She's Star Trek's Han Solo. Full stop. Why wasn't Trek allowed a Han Solo before her?

I love that Reno dreams of playing drums with Prince. My kind of woman. I love her saying she's uninsultable.

The scene where Stamets gets Tilly to sing her favorite song as he drills into her head is probably my favorite scene on the entire series. It's horrific and beautiful at the same time in equal measure. I love it's Space Oddity, and Stamets knows the words too. About time Star Trek acknowledged Bowie.

I like the way Mary Wiseman says "I was a weird kid."

Stamets and Reno tripping balls at the end was funny, but the visual effects they used to demonstrate it were outright disturbing.

Good for the show for having the sense to do a "Big Reveal" on Number One at the beginning. She may have only previously appeared in a single Star Trek episode before this (the very first) but the show is playing up the Legacy Introduction properly there.

Number One is unapologetically into the cheeseburgers, fries, and shakes. Also my kind of woman.

Cool that Saru knowing 94 languages actually turns out to be useful. Although the Universal Translator is the one piece of sci-fi tech you don't EVER want to pull threads about. Not a single thing about it holds up to logical scrutiny.

I learned in the Special Features the significance of the Sphere data and its connection to both Control and the Red Angel was sort of decided after this episode, which bugs the shit out of me. I know television is a medium that almost always has to be created on the fly, but that method of storytelling makes me very uncomfortable, and if there is a weakness to the logic of Control's arc this season, that was probably the biggest reason why. I know not all story arcs can be planned to the letter. But it's frustrating to me as an intricate writer how nobody seems willing to put in that legwork, at least not on television.

For the record, as of this season Saru has stopped being insufferable. I guess he only really was before because he was giving undeserved shit to Burnham. Now that he doesn't do that anymore I appreciate his sweetness. And his horror that his species must remain subjugated from their evolutionary truth as long as General Order One (the precursor to the Prime Directive) is in place. He realizes it's almost a sick joke and he is right. Saru's disgust over the lies his people have been fed is kind of palpable.

It's interesting the reason he kept the condition from Michael is because he was ashamed of revealing his species' inherent weaknesses to such a strong woman. I get his feelings there entirely.

That being said, I felt like his big dramatic moments with Michael were a bit overplayed. I've noticed Sonequa Martin-Green often has this problem, but Doug Jones was overemoting a bit too. Granted, emotional reactions this big are unusual for Star Trek to begin with, but it still felt a bit forced to me. I love Martin-Green. But she's oftentimes WAY too earnest in her performance for her own good.

I dug this episode. 4 stars.

Promo:

Plays up the big drama. 3 1/2 stars.

Saints Of Imperfection

Culber's return doesn't make much scientific sense, but the show needed to get him back, and they did the best they could. But it's about as plausible as Spock's return in Star Trek III. One of those unlikely things where you shrug and say, "It might have just been easier not to kill him off to begin with."

Also, as noted in an earlier review the explanation doesn't fit his actions last year.

Honestly, Burnham's inevitable narration at the beginning and ends of various episodes is starting to be a little much. The old shows always (correctly) believed that when it came to the ship's and personal logs, less was more. Michael constantly monologuing stuff you'd find in fortune cookies grates quite a bit at this point.

May is truly frightening at points here. Her actress unnerves me greatly.

I love that Georgiou LOVES Burnham's infuriated reactions. "SSSSS!" And I sort of get WHY Georgiou is rubbing it in. After all she's done, she's getting away with in entirely. SANCTIONED by Starfleet, no less. This weak Universe, supposedly guided by the principles of equality and fairness is VERY like The Terran Empire in having no actual accountability for the powerful. Cornwell is correct when she says nation-building isn't pretty (which by the way Gene Roddenberry would have set fire to the studio before letting be a moral in a show he produced on-air). But giving Georgiou free reign isn't actual nation-building. Yes, her skills might be useful. But I dispute they are actually NECESSARY for Section 31. Section 31 recruited her because it would be EASIER then letting her roam the galaxy with no babysitter. I would take Cornwell's insistence on the necessity of Section 31 more seriously if they weren't always taking the easy way out.

One of the reasons I liked the concept so much on Deep Space Nine is that it was the part of Starfleet forced to make tough choices. On this show, and in the later Section 31 movie, it's the organization that takes shortcuts. You may argue that amounts to the same thing in Roddenberry's perfect future, but it very much does not in reality. And I valued Deep Space Nine for not giving us easy answers there. But I don't like this show's insistence that Section 31 is necessary. It might be, but that notion should ALWAYS be debatable. Also in the 24th Century nobody has HEARD of Section 31. It strikes me that neither Pike NOR Burnham should have been familiar with it.

Pike and Leland's apology feels very out of the actual concept for this reason. Section 31 doesn't make apologies for its tactics and crimes. It just does them remorselessly and lets the chips fall where they may. The Kurtzman era has Nerfed Section 31.

I mean, I dig the part where Pike is all "If I didn't know you any better, I'd think that was a threat," and Leland's all "You know me pretty well," but damn, I dunno. Tyler talking about nobody as Section 31 fitting in anywhere, Leland talking about walking the line, Pike speaking about his path being clearer, I don't like ANY of that. It very much makes the concept feel like a trite and overbearing gimmick. I feel like instead of understanding the concept, I'm cynically being sold a bill of goods instead. I don't know, I can't quite properly explain why I hate that shit. But I do.

What was interesting to me about the concept on Deep Space Nine, where they were the clear villains, is I saw both sides of the argument. Bashir was both right AND wrong to stand against them. And I could appreciate that show taking the moral stance against it.

It's a LOT harder for me to accept a Star Trek show taking a moral stance FOR it. Even if it IS necessary (debatable, but not impossible) Starfleet itself should hate the idea and either want to completely disavow it or ignore it completely and not actually want to know what they are getting up to. Cornwell being so... INVOLVED, and the mission with Discovery being so out in the open... is wrong. Not just for the cool concept. But also for Star Trek's futurism in general.

I don't agree with Gene Roddenberry on how we'd get to Utopia. I believe Cornwell is right about nation-building not being pretty. But... But... I think that should be something left up for debate for the audience. But I think if the characters themselves need to voice an opinion, THEY ought to be against Section 31, at least. I'm willing to disagree with Starfleet heroes that Section 31 might be necessary. I don't ever want them agreeing with me about that. That's not the point of the franchise.

I loved Pike claiming Leland was up to his ass in Alligators on Cestus III, which is a direct reference to the Gorn, which would be further explored in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. However in hindsight, I'm not sure the timeline of the Cestus III reference lines up with what we've seen so far on Strange New Worlds.

It feels very odd to hear Pike refer to Discovery as "My ship." Because the Enterprise actually is.

Tilly flipping out at "May" was so refreshing because we've NEVER seen a Star Trek character pitch such a hardcore and realistic seeming fit before. Not even an alien and not even a villain. I felt her anger and frustration and felt it was justified. Mary Wiseman's believability there was great.

The tearing herself out of that claustrophobic cocoon was terrifying in its rawness and realism too.

I like that Pike dislikes Tyler. He tells him he doesn't get to speak on the viewscreen for him, and he has to stay on the bridge like liaison protocol demands. I like the idea that people who don't know Ash are not gonna forgive his sins the way the Discovery crew, and even Burnham eventually did. That's another reason WHY Michael is so angry about Georgiou. It would be one thing if everyone KNEW that wasn't really her and their alliance was uneasy for that reason. Starfleet is still pretending the Emperor is the genuine article instead. Yeah, I get how maddening and unfair that is, especially while Tyler HAS to live with everyone's disgust. People still look upon that sociopathic cannibal with love and respect. I'm starting to understand Cornwell's pure rage over Mirror Lorca's betrayal last season. I mean, I mentioned her fury felt righteous, but I think I understand it even better now. This kind of shit isn't just a trick. It's a VIOLATION.

But knowing that, it makes me extremely angry Cornwell is involved in this scam. I like the character a lot less because of it.

I'll tell you a good thing about the episode that I think it deserves a lot of credit for. When Hugh's arm vanished, I have to say a lesser show would have dicked us around and spent a few more episodes with Stamets frantically finding ways to bring him back. This show however believes the tension in the moment is enough and doesn't need to torture us for episodes on end.

In Gilda And Meek, one of my favorite lines I gave the omniscient Narrator is "And we pause for dramatic effect." It's a funny line because he's letting us know there is NO fucking way Meek is gonna die in that specific moment and him coughing himself back to life seconds later is actually an inevitability instead of a question mark.

This episode has several GREAT "And we pause for dramatic effect" moments without a snarky Narrator letting us know they're bullshit. The tension feels real in the moment even if in our heart of hearts we know it IS bullshit. It doesn't play that way. At least not entirely. But I like that fact, and that the producers wisely decided the moments are enough, and viewers don't deserve to be tortured for episodes on end. I think in this moment, the franchise actually remembered it IS Star Trek.

There's a downside to the episode having so many of these. At some point in the climax they've been repeating "We have to go NOW!" for literally five minutes, so it seems like they are putting the entire ship at risk for nothing more than emotional wrap-up. I get TV needs that, but it's possible that means they ramped up the tension TOO much and too fast. It annoyed me a bit.

One of the most interesting moments isn't the fact that Burnham refuses to lower the phaser at Georgiou. It's Pike's reaction to that. He is no dummy and that did NOT escape his notice.

Kind of the mycelial network to give Hugh a shave and a haircut when they brought him back. Also super dumb.

But it's VERY rare to see Wilson Cruz in any project without facial hair. He looks good clean-shaven.

Georgiou asking Michael to trust her and to believe she's on her side is a big moment for me, especially as someone who detests that character. Because I believe her. I'm like "What is happening where Georgiou is turning over a new leaf? How fucked up is the Universe's reality currently? Gulp!"

"Have a little faith in me." As Tilly asks about Georgiou later on, What is happening?!?!

I thought it was an interesting episode. 4 stars.

Promo

Props to the trailer for NOT spoiling Culber. A broadcast network promo would have. 4 stars.

The Sounds Of Thunder

That was a VERY interesting, interesting episode. It made some choices I outright disliked but thinking hard about the choices, I LIKE that I disliked them and realized the episode is better for them. It does not offer easy answers, which every single Star Trek series before this would have done.

The idea that the evolved Kelpians were the apex predators on Kaminar before the Ba'ul turned the tables on them, didn't sit right with me. Mostly because based on everything they were saying on the viewscreen, the Ba'ul are pure unadulterated evil. I did not want there to be shades of gray with a species this outright toxic.

Which is why the episode is brave for suggesting differently.

The Ba'ul may be physically weaker than evolved Kelpians, but let's be real. Their horrifying designs make them MUCH scarier. They are pretty much The Next Generation's Armus done right for the first time ever.

Their voice is pure horror movie perfection. I can't over how great that is.

Saru standing up to Pike about the mission is startling. I kind of wish Burnham hadn't sided with him to cool tensions. I kind of wanted to see how far Saru would have gone there.

But that moment, as well as Pike on the comm with the Ba'ul, prove something. Out of ALL Star Trek captains, outside of Jean-Luc Picard himself, Christopher Pike is the most seasoned diplomat. Him "taking care of business" with his uses of soft power reminded me pleasurably of Picard, and made me think it was pure gift to see a rare Captain in this franchise actually good at their job. Most of them beside him, Picard, and Sisko actually weren't.

The moment where Siranna examines Michael's hair and hands is pretty magical. Sci-fi and Star Trek at its best.

It's a sad moment when Saru promises to come back to Siranna on Kaminar, but he never does, because he goes to the future at the end of the season. His return to his home planet in season 3 was when his sister had been long-dead.

When Burnham raises a phaser in the transporter room and orders Saru to stand down, the look of disgust he gives her as he says "Or what?" gives me a tantalizing clue how that might have played out. A Saru with no fucks left to give is much more interesting than one with them.

Footage of Georgiou from the Short Trek is used, which is probably why Michelle Yeoh wasn't actually credited.

I am angry at Paul Stamets. I think if the situations were reversed Hugh would automatically KNOW something was wrong, and try to help him. Paul trying to convince Hugh this completely traumatic situation is normal and they can get back to their lives as if nothing happened is Stamets losing the very empathy I came to love the character for. I'm not saying Hugh is right for feeling broken or ill at ease. But if Paul were feeling the same way, Hugh would notice, and try to help him instead of pretending nothing was wrong.

Man, Wilson Cruz is freaking CUT.

Again, Pike very much reminded me of Captain Picard in his dealings with the Ba'ul. Extremely diplomatic, but not a pushover, and with a calm steely resolve capable of unnerving its foes in its resoluteness. Captain Picard got an unfair rap for ALWAYS trying to talk things out instead of fighting (a reputation I believe was further added to by a clearly jealous William Shatner). But Picard was the master of soft power and speaking softly while carrying a big stick. No matter what The Next Generation's detractors claimed, Picard took care of business. I love Sisko, but one of the early failings of Deep Space Nine is I'd say to myself five minutes into any given first season episode, "Picard would have this under control already." It was funny in the Q episode when Q himself pointed that out. Picard got shit done. Anson Mount is clearly channeling the better Star Trek captain.

By the way, Picard would easily beat Kirk in a fight. He's a fencing champion and Kirk's idea of fancy fighting maneuvers is hitting the Gorn over the head with a rock. One of the consequences for the fight choreography being so universally shitty on The Original Series is that the long simmering Kirk vs. Picard debate isn't actually a debate at all. Kirk can't even take a punch without turning into his stunt double. Picard would beat the shit out of him and then ask him if he was ready to talk some sense. Kirk would attempt to kill him at that point, and Picard would smack him down again just because he could. Kirk is a punk and a wuss and an idiot.

Also a rapist. Never forget that.

Ash got under Pike's skin by pointing out the Enterprise basically sat out the war. Pike and the Enterprise crew already felt guilty about that. What this told Pike is there is actually some built-in resentment about that from certain circles. I think perhaps he was largely spared that from Discovery's crew because Discovery itself was spared the bloodiest 9 months of that war. But Tyler / Voq sure as hell wasn't. I think that's SUPER fascinating and it makes me a little bit uncomfortable. Which is why it's good.

Tyler's role in Section 31 and this season seems to be the guy who is always wrong despite always believing only he had the answers. He's this show's version of Brainy Smurf.

Another "Planet Of The Week" episode, that I think with the revelation of the Kelpians originally being the bad guys, actually surpasses the format as used by The Original Series and the other Starship-centered Star Trek shows. I didn't like how uncomfortable it made me in places, but I respected it for it. 4 1/2 stars.

Star Trek: Short Trek: The Brightest Star

I'll be doing a deep dive of this episode when I review the Star Trek: Short Treks Blu-Ray. For now the one thing I will say in this non-review is that it sets up and fits into "The Sounds Of Thunder" absolutely perfectly. Star Trek has often been shady on both the crossovers and show-to-show continuity. For once, the left hand clearly knew what the right was doing. 4 stars.

Promo

It's not a good trailer but I'm trying to think of a way to come up with a better trailer without spoiling everything and coming up blank. 2 1/2 stars.

Light And Shadows

Another episode that earns my highest compliment: Interesting.

Amanda and Sarek's fight is SO shocking because we have NEVER seen them quarrel before. When you realize what Amanda has been keeping from him, and you realize "Daddy's home," you're in fear that Amanda is in trouble. In reality, Amanda has been storing resentments like acorns and keeping track of every way both Sarek AND the Planet Vulcan failed both her and Spock. Vulcan, being comprised of shitheads (which is something we knew) were no help with Spock's learning disability (which was something we didn't), and Amanda boldly suggests Sarek wasn't either, and looked down on humans too. I thought that was a bit unfair and when Sarek pointed out if that were true he wouldn't have married a human.

But Amanda says a damning thing. And what's damning about it is that Sarek is honest enough to not deny it. She points out that while she left Earth for him, he never would have left Vulcan for HER.

I am usually on Sarek's side in the various Spock family dramas. But that had weight, especially because Sarek basically admits it. This is a rare instance where a character's honesty makes me like them less. Usually honesty is a GOOD thing for fictional characters, but I like disliking Sarek for this because it's just so damn messy.

I do love Sarek pointing out Michael HAS to bring Spock in or her career would be over. He won't lose another child. Big dramatic moment. That sort of makes his worries and regrets after she jail-breaks Spock out later on feel kinda pointless.

I also love Sarek's voice breaking when he said he wasn't willing to lose both of his children on the same day.

Spock having dyslexia IS very interesting. Definitely something new we learned.

Tilly claims that if you put the word "time" before anything, it sounds cooler. Time diarrhea. Time hemorrhoid. Time smegma. Yeah, that all checks out. In Bed. And then the murders began. That's what she said. That's what that reminds me of.

It's interesting they brought up Pike's guilt over sitting out the war with Tyler. Because that was the thing that Tyler said the last episode that Pike resented, mostly for its truth. I like that sort of specific character drama and growth evolving from episode to episode.

Speaking of things unlike Star Trek, I appreciated the moment where Pike accuses Tyler of killing another officer, amends that to his shadow having done that, and Tyler responding he can't get rid of it. As they are walking down the hallway Pike rolls his eyes and says, "I know the feeling." That is a perfect exchange. It is filled with layered subtext and nuance, and means several different things at once. Star Trek always had a knack for great lines. And yet it has NEVER been a subtle franchise, and none of those great lines were filled with the kind of double-meaning this one had. It was sublime.

I really do like the fact that Pike dislikes Tyler. Mostly because I understand why he does.

Georgiou helping Burnham escape with Spock raises questions about how she's changed. There's no question she has. It's the hows and whys that are up in the air.

Over the air, this made my worry about Airiam. In hindsight, knowing how the season shook out, I am properly worried FOR her instead.

I will call malarkey on something. Georgiou claims Leland is responsible for the death of Michael's parents. It's been awhile since I've seen this season, but this IS still television, and I know how it works. His culpability (if any) is nowhere NEAR as great as Georgiou claims. If it were, that's a total retcon. And of course her mother IS alive and the Red Angel. But that specific sort of thing is how television manipulates its viewers. The fact that he doesn't deny it doesn't actually make it more likely to be true. It makes it more likely the show isn't playing fair with us. I respected a LOT of this episode. But Star Trek: Discovery IS television, and television is awful. No matter what highs Star Trek has hit in it's 60 year history, nothing will change that fact.

Watching Michael get into a kickboxing fight with Michelle Yeoh tells me the show is correctly utilizing its assets. It Understands The Assignment.

Talos IV? Now we're getting somewhere! Really looking forward to the next episode. I kind of liked this one. 4 stars.

Extended Scene

As righteous as Amanda's anger at Sarek is, is an unfair as I think she is being to Michael. More context for that is given here. 4 stars.

Promo

This may reveal a bearded Spock, but it reveals shockingly little else. In fact, I find it a bit confusing. I don't know how it could have properly sold this episode in 20 seconds, but it's not entirely effective.

On the other hand, despite offering NO clues what the episode is about, it has a TON of footage from the entire thing that looks especially puzzling out of context. That's not an entirely bad thing. 3 stars.

If Memory Serves

I'm not giving this five stars, but it's pretty much an open buffet of earned drama (and a small slice of unearned drama). But you knew the episode was gonna be huge when it started off with the greatest recap in Star Trek history. What's amazing is when the footage shifts from The Original Series to now, Anson Mount crazily looks EXACTLY like Jeffrey Hunter. It's VERY difficult for viewers to reconcile different actors for the same characters on both this show AND the Kelvin Timeline movies. This specific thing lets us know it understands that, and is doing its best. And for us to be a little patient with the idea. It's not like Anson Mount and Ethan Peck aren't great casting. Peck in particular is MUCH better than Zachary Quinto, mostly because Quinto's voice is NOTHING like Leonard Nimoy's, and that was a HUGE part of Spock. Peck does not have Nimoy's gravel, but the deepness? Unlike Quinto, he has it.

Melissa George as Vina is good casting for the same reason. She doesn't particularly LOOK like Susan Oliver. But the thing is, Oliver was cast to essentially be a beautiful generic woman. That's often the reason George is cast in stuff too. And maybe if the reason George fits being her bland looks are interchangeable is NOT a compliment to George, the truth is, it's Oliver's voice that George has down pat, and that is pretty much the thing that brings everything else together.

I am not crazy about Hugh leaving Paul because it's unearned drama and Television. I think if this weren't Television and actually happening, Hugh would make allowances for Paul, even as obnoxious as he's being. Why? Because in real life somebody like Hugh would understand that is NOT something to make an instant life-changing decision over, especially if you are in crisis and not thinking clearly. But it's Television, so Hugh is unwise instead. And it's totally out of character.

When Anthony Rapp asks why Wilson Cruz is so angry with him, it feels like Hugh is kicking a puppy. Those doe eyes sell that.

I am probably overthinking this next thing, but I love it because it's something that ALLOWED me to overthink it. I found the way Wilson Cruz played his reactions to seeing Tyler incredible. I don't know if this was deliberate on Cruz's end, but I'm betting it's likelier than it isn't that it was. But Cruz plays the scene as if he was a victim of gay-bashing violence from a MAGA. And there are several ways this fits into that specific modern scenario. First of all, Klingons are a patriarchy and particularly fucking toxic one at that. That feeds into the scenario. As does the fact that because Tyler snapped his neck out of the blue, it was a bit emasculating, and as a gay man, Cruz probably resented his manhood being stolen in that fashion. Men, gay and straight, have pride about that sort of thing, in all scenarios. And I love that Cruz plays the anger as if he's dealing with a modern day violent bigot instead of a brainwashed Klingon. And the best part of the scene is the capper where Hugh says he doesn't know who he is and Tyler looks at him wryly and says "Who do you think you are talking to?"

Whatever you think of this show and this season, this is no denying it came up with several perfect scenes. That was one of them.

Another one was the reveal of Michael's sins against Spock. If anything the show undersold how horrible it really was early on. Let me note an interesting thing: The most unforgivable slur Michael hurls at him to break ties is calling him a half-breed. I'm wondering if that specific thing was a deliberate choice on the producer's end. Do you know who used to call him that? Routinely? Dr. McCoy! And it was played as silly ribbing rather than the harshest racist language possible. And knowing this is the exact thing that broke his humanity, I'm wondering if the producers thought it would make every time he shrugged off Bones saying something that ugly as showing deep down, he really didn't. Bones was hitting him where he lived, but as a Vulcan, he worked through it. But I LIKED the show making THAT specific thing unforgivable in hindsight. Dr. McCoy ALWAYS made me uncomfortable with that shit. The logic was it was okay for him to be mean to Spock while it wasn't okay for Dr. Pulaski to be mean to Data because Data was a pure innocent. Spock however was perfectly capable of getting into it, and is also a bit deliberately insufferable, and needed to be taken down a few pegs to boot. But I don't think The Original Series understood there is a difference in giving a friend the business, and being an ugly racist. McCoy being a Southerner also makes that specific choice seem appalling in hindsight.

Little Spock is quite cute.

After seeing Cruz with his shirt off in the last couple of episodes, if I were Shazad Latif, I would NOT looking forward to taking a punch from the guy. Even knowing TV punches are faked and never really connect, I would still be hella nervous.

One thing I hated about the fight was the cutesy scene afterwards of Pike bemusedly questioning Saru's wisdom in allowing it. I know it's Star Trek, the moral has gotta be that it was an outlier, it can never happen again, Starfleet solves our problems with words. But it was overexplaining the scenario, and frankly a little too cute by half. The first five Star Trek series did insufferable stuff like that all the time, so it's not off-brand or anything. But I never really liked that stuff, or if I ever actually did, I've outgrown it. I think all television should have by 2018.

Pike may not precisely HATE Tyler anymore. But he still doesn't trust him. I think the greatest demonstration of why that would be is when Tyler sagely insists that people under an outside influence are capable of anything. And Pike looks at him ruefully and say "I believe that about you, Mr. Tyler. Not Spock." This is Pike holding Tyler accountable for his previous actions in a way the show has often refused to. And regardless of the fact that Tyler wasn't in control when Voq did what he did, you can't brainwash a person to kill another person in cold blood if they aren't capable of that.

Pike and Vina's scenes together are kind of breathtaking to me. I don't know how else to describe them. Both Mount and George purely mesmerize me in everything they say and do. Her voice is breathless and I loved how she was like "I've never seen you afraid of me before." But yeah, Pike was spooked. That was an old haunting for him, for sure.

The good thing about playing it that way is it solidifies the idea that Vina was NOT the space babe of the week Captain Kirk banged in every port. Chris REALLY had feelings for her and vice-versa. "The Menagerie" on The Original Series of course actually gave them the happy ending, but this shows it's not out of nowhere. Good stuff.

The Talosians are off-model, which bugs me because the show is permitted to use clips of the correct design, but not use the correct design itself. These likeness rights are SO fucking annoying.

And you know regardless of the fact that Pike made peace with them, they are still total bastards. Still. For the price they extracted from Michael. And Vina saying it's better if they don't extract it by force suggests on some level Vina's life is unpleasant, and so shall be Future Pike's. I don't like the Talosians but I like the fact that the show allows me to dislike them.

Good trick on Leland at the end too. Georgiou especially seemed to enjoy it.

She claims she killed the Talosians in the Mirror Universe. That actually strikes me as possible, as "The Cage" proved that the Talosians are actually physically weak. Their illusions are their primary defense (they actually say that in this episode) but since they aren't real, if you can see through them, you could actually theoretically kill them.

One thing I love about the Bad Robot and Secret Hideout stuff is the camera lens flares. They always look amazing.

Spock saying he was foolish to ever idolize Michael isn't just cold. It's heartbreaking.

The scene of an out-of-his-mind Spock violently forcing Michael to land on Talos was both disturbing and awesome. The fact that he's silent is why it's scary.

Here is something interesting: Learning this season takes places after The Cage, actually fixes a HUGE plot problem from The Cage. Spock is entirely too emotional in The Cage. Mostly because Roddenberry initially was going to give the logical demeanor to Number One, and when she was booted off the show because of focus groups he essentially merged the two characters going forward.

But... if The Cage happens BEFORE this season. And Spock is still at a stage in his life where he's still exploring his humanity and emotions, it makes sense for the first time ever. I don't know how many fans would pick up on that. Mostly because I have a sneaking suspicion it's a happy accident and not intentional or planned on the producers' ends.

I love Pike's expression upon Spock affirming that, yes, he DOES believe that is a smile on his face. "End of days, man! END OF DAYS!"

Burnham asking Spock if he actually thinks the beard works is a good question. It DOES look a bit goofy.

I love before Pike can make the big speech telling his crew that he'll understand if they don't want to disobey Starfleet orders, they're telling him to get on with it and time is a factor. That was great.

That was a pretty amazing episode. 4 1/2 stars.

Promo

Another ambiguous promo, but the mysteries it teases are tantalizing, rather than entirely confusing. 4 stars.

Project Daedalus

Devastating.

I will entertain arguments that the Kurtzman era of Star Trek is worse than the Roddenberry / Berman era. There is a case to be made there. But one of the ways it is FAR superior is that it actually understands the death of a crew member is a big deal. Not a gag, not a shock moment, these are friends and colleagues, and when one dies it's heartbreaking.

Again, no final judgment from me if the Kurtzman stuff is better or worse in general. But I will say that specific thing is a HUGE thing for this, Picard, and Strange New Worlds to get right while the Roddenberry / Berman stuff got it so woefully wrong week after week. It's the difference between amazing and cheap, and since red shirts are arguably one of the things Star Trek IS best known for, I find it hard to believe the Kurtzman stuff is actually worse, WHILE it dramatically understands something SO damn important. Talk shit about Kurtzman if you must. In my mind, he values the proper things.

What Control did to Airiam was a pure violation. And I love that the show made us feel that by the end. Airiam ultimately refused to be corrupted, and MADE her friends stop her, even knowing she'd die. She cared enough about them to allow Michael to kill her rather than kill them herself. Tilly's final words to her are great and a gut-punch, as are the final memories she sends. We only get glimpses in this episode of the tragic past that makes Airiam Airiam, but her relationship with the crew gives us great context too. For example, Detmer expressing solidarity for cybernetically enhanced beings shows Airiam is a part of the crew and not separate from them. She never was.

Spock and Burnham are great. One of the things I LOVE about their debates and fights are that they are clever. Both Spock and Burnham know the precise thing to say to one-up the other, and do it in rapid-fire successful via snappy-patter dialogue. And it kind of makes me look down at his petty bickering with Kirk and McCoy on The Original Series, and find it wholly inferior on every level, and makes me wish we had gotten characters able to go toe-to-toe with him the entire time. The thing that saddens me is not only do I suspect The Original Series writers were not intelligent or talented enough to actually MAKE a literal intelligent debate, but it would never occur to them that that's a selling point of Spock to begin with. Television being terrible always seems to frustrate and anger me. This sort of thing having been television's reality for decades on end is the kind of thing that makes me very sad instead. It's not simply that Kirk and McCoy are stupider characters than Burnham. It's that the writers of the 1960's were both incapable of doing scenes like that, or even understanding the dramatic VALUE of scenes like that. It does sadden me a little.

Star Trek fans do not love me for pointing this shit out. And I don't blame them.

I love when Burnham suggests he gave up the rook because he was trying to lose, Spock is all, "Perhaps I just don't like rooks." Honestly, Spock's fury during the debate felt righteous. Everything he was saying about Michael taking on everything herself was true, and he correctly pointed out that what she believed to be her behaving selflessly was actually her being self-involved. And yes, her refusal to open the airlock at the end was another example of her refusing to accept there are things she can't fix.

I liked Spock saying it was egotistical of her to believe there was something wrong with his thought processes, and she saying back it was egotistical of him to believe that there wasn't. Good argument, Michael. But the truth is Spock's analysis was more accurate there.

Nhan's a Barzan! I remember them from The Next Generation! The way you know Airiam was corrupted was the dirty fighting move Control forced her to perform on Nhan in ripping off her breathing apparatus. That lets us know how serious this is.

I loved Pike's "What part of my expression suggested I changed my mind?"

I was not as touched with Cornwell's explanation of the idea that the Enterprise sat out the war because they were the best of Starfleet and needed to be protected as Pike was. Because she said it in front of the entire crew of the Discovery and if I were them I'd feel incredibly insulted. The fact that they weren't strikes me as a plot failing.

Tilly saying Airiam saved her memories of her because she adored her is why I love Tilly.

Actual heat signatures are the very least you'd need to tell the security footage from Spock's hospital stay was faked. It's the different camera angles to accentuate the fight. That's not how security cameras work. It's how television does though, and the fact that they are always asking us not to notice obvious crap like that is why it sucks.

Stamets and Spock work and relate well to one another. It's not often we ever saw Spock interact with non-Enterprise officers professionally, and I think his people skills are quite undervalued. For his part Stamets is pretty kind and understanding. Him asking Spock and Burnham to "Think louder" was funny as was after Spock reminds him inanimate that objects can't speak Stamets soothingly says to the equipment "He just doesn't understand."

The episode is so upsetting there is no end credit theme and we hear the last thing Airiam does: The distant sounds of the ocean. It doesn't bring us the comfort it does her in the end, but we're so upset it lets us truly feel it. Remarkable dramatic choice.

Great episode. 5 stars.

Deleted Scene

Great scene, probably deleted because it raises an intriguing question the show would probably feel the responsibility to have to answer by the end of the season. Why add a loose end that isn't actually needed and give yourself an extra chore to do before the season ends? Cut the scene instead. Smart choice. 4 stars.

Promo

Good. 4 stars.

The Red Angel

Frakes again.

Yup, the funeral proves the death of a crew member matters. I love Detmer sharing that it was Airiam who helped her struggles with accepting her augmentation. That is a beautiful thing.

My problems with the episode are to do with plot inconsistencies. There is still plenty to like, so I'll try and keep the gripe sesh even-handed.

THIS Red Angel is actually not Michael. And the crew should be DAMN glad it wasn't. Because all of them, INCLUDING Michael, were being absolutely foolish. If they truly believed it was Michael from the future, that meant UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD SHE BE LET IN ON ANY PLAN TO CAPTURE IT. Because she'd remember it and either be able to avoid it, or establish countermeasures ahead of time. Starfleet deals with time travel all the time. How does this never occur to them? Fuck it, how does this never occur to the writers?

I strongly dislike Michael and Ash's kiss. I know full well they don't end up together, and it's more of a goodbye than anything else, but I still don't like it.

I like that Spock finally accepts Michael's apology for the sole reason that she's suffering and that will ease it. I will never call Spock cool. But he's also not entirely UNCOOL. I also love him telling her he wish he had been there to see her hit Leland. He believes his would have found it satisfying. Classic Spock.

I felt very uncomfortable with Georgiou's flirtations with Stamets back in the day, and especially annoyed with the idea that orientations can flip on and off like a switch from universe to universe. That said, there's something about it I now appreciate. Paul outright SAYS he's gay. This is the first time in Star Trek history a person in a same sex relationship or with that orientation uses those precise words to describe themselves. Before this the show treated Stamets and Culber as simply a widely accepted coupling with no labels attached to it. Paul loudly and proudly saying he's gay makes a MUCH bolder statement in season 2. Just like Sisko acknowledging his skin color in the later seasons of Deep Space Nine felt revolutionary, it also feels realistic and right.

The future can be accepting of differences. But I don't like the idea that one of the ways Star Trek did that in the past was to pretend those differences don't exist or don't matter. And they do. Not just to modern day audiences. But to people who have to navigate, be friends with, and work with people from all different kinds of backgrounds. I want my socialist, loving Utopia filled with people who celebrate where they come from. Not some mushy homogenized group of people who refuse to acknowledge they actually came from different places and backgrounds as if that's some sort of dirty secret. When this aired, I felt the Mirror Universe pansexual gag wasn't taking Paul seriously. In reality, Paul's loud affirmation that he is gay is the most seriously the character has ever been taken.

Also Georgiou points out he's both smarter than her Stamets AND more neurotic. Does he need medication? How can you ultimately hate that?

I also love Tilly's "What just happened?" Also great was Hugh's "Did she just call me Papi?"

One thing I loved, and I don't know if other people will understand WHY I love, it is Cornwell's description to Hugh of love as a choice. And one you have to make over and over again. What scares me about this viewpoint is not just that it's entirely outside of the rest of fiction AND society, but it's what I have always secretly believed deep down. Love is not irrational. Love is not primal or uncontrollable. It's a thing two people choose to feel with each other. While other fictional franchises are acting like love stories are a part of the hero's fate and destiny, Star Trek being Star Trek, is affirming people are responsible for their own actions. And damn, shit like that is WHY I love Star Trek.

The needle in Leland's eye is one of the biggest cringe moments in Star Trek history. And this is a franchise with a shocking amount of unnerving violence attached to it.

I feel like Spock disobeying a direct order is a HUGE moment. But the problem is I don't get the feeling the episode actually understands that it is.

Ash says Section 31 does a lot of good. Calling bullshit on that. I am literally trying to think of ONE good thing they've ever done in Star Trek history and am coming up a total blank. Any problems they ever "solve" were invariably created by them to begin with. See this entire freaking season.

It's sort of jarring to see Lt. Nilsson take Airiam's place on the bridge, because her actress Sarah Mitich is the person who played Airiam last season. I'm betting that was a deliberate narrative choice using the casting to work for the show.

The cliffhanger is TOTALLY channeling Alias. The show cribs from the best. But the way breathless Michael says "Mom?" is WAY better than the way Sydney Bristow said it. It was sort of a laughline on Alias. For Michael it's both devastating and a miracle. Eat your heart out, Jennifer Garner.

A lot of holes in this one. But it had good drama in places too. 3 stars.

Deleted Scene

Doesn't add much. The effects are nearly completed so it was in the episode for a long time. 3 stars.

Promo

Exciting. 3 1/2 stars.

Perpetual Infinity

I love that Spock is so forceful and wise here, both truthfully that makes it a bit out of character, especially for a story set BEFORE The Original Series. I'm not saying TOS Spock was unsure of himself, but he also was not one for empowering and inspirational speeches. As much as I loved it, it doesn't exactly fit.

I like his "I like science."

Sonequa Martin-Green's laughing and crying as she insists her mother is dead is like the absolutely perfect way to play it. She refuses to believe it, and the part that actually does is devastated rather than happy. Martin-Green absolutely killed it.

The things her mother said shocked me for the same reasons Gabriel Lorca's speeches always did. Unlike Lorca, she is not immoral or even AMORAL. But she is so absolutely broken and devoid of hope her nhilism about the futility of changing the future is heartbreaking.

Here's an idea for you, Gabrielle Burnham: Has it ever occurred to you that you can't change the future NOT because it's impossible, but because you suck at your job? Folks on the first five Trek series changed the timeline ALL THE TIME, and it was so fucking easy, that 9 times out of 10 it was by total accident. Maybe the problem is YOU, Mrs. Burnham.

Free advice to Control: Don't fuck with Philippa Georgiou. She pretty much had Leland's number, or at least she did at a point where it was still possible to do actual good. And she WILL kickbox you. Do not test her about or you will get a boot in the face.

But I am very unhappy about Gabrielle talking about Georgiou's capacity for love and sacrifice. Because on any other show, that would be an amazing bit of redemption for a villain, and the turning point for their turn to the side of angels. It would be rewarding for the audience under most other circumstances. But Georgiou's a fucking cannibal. I am in NO way rooting for her redemption and the show is weird for thinking I'd want that. I was about to say it's almost as weird as Buffy The Vampire Slayer expecting us to still sympathize with Spike after he attempted to rape Buffy. But I shouldn't hedge there. It's exactly as weird. And inappropriate too. Don't forget that. Because I refuse to. It's weird the show thinks I should.

Goddam, Season 1 sure as shit handicapped the ENTIRE franchise with a ton of needless problems. That was probably the biggest. And the most unforgivable.

One interesting thing is this suggests the evil of the Mirror Universe is actually down to nurture rather than nature. We always suspected as much, but good to get confirmation.

I love Gabrielle telling Pike she could tell him about his future but he wouldn't like it.

I liked Tyler's response to Georgiou's threat to hunt him down if he betrayed her. At least he'd get to enjoy some scenery that way. Ash usually sucks. That was cute.

I love Michael's "Hamlet. Hell yeah." That right there is a Star Trek character talking like a real person.

While hell is raining down, it's annoying Michael is too busy with Mommy wrap-up to actually do the mission, especially when delay means the destruction of the universe. What I absolutely love is the moment the away team is beamed back and Pike is told so, he takes a split second to say "Fire Photon Torpedoes," and the base is dust in 3 seconds. This show spends a little too much time in disasters with grieving and refusal to give up. Enough so that it's actually not really real-world credible. This Pike dude just takes care of fucking business. Bing bang boom. I wish Star Trek were like that more often.

Not exactly a GREAT episode per se. But it freaking held my attention. 4 stars.

Promo: Cool. 3 1/2 stars.

Through The Valley Of Shadows

It annoys me the characters pronounce Kahless "Kahlesh". The name is supposed to be pronounced as it's written. It is NOT a tricky word Klingon like Qo'noS.

It's really cool the monk was L'Rell and Voq's son. Pike suggesting he was brought there for a reason was cool too. It's weird getting used to L'Rell being a good guy though.

Loved Reno's bit with the hangnail. Loved learning about her late wife and her giving Hugh the business for being an idiot. Honestly, at this point, I think Hugh could use a little tough love. Which is the entire value of Jett Reno. I approve. Also loved her correctly pointing out Hugh rhymes with poo. Because she's a poet.

It's interesting the way Reno describes her wife having "passed" in the war. Reno doesn't seem as bigoted against Klingons as SOME humans, but as seen in her first appearance, she still doesn't like them. That totally explains why.

I adore the idea that Pike knows his crippling, as seen on The Original Series, is coming. Him accepting that as the price of saving all sentient life has resonance to me. What's important is because Pike could only communicate through beeps in "The Menagerie", him knowing ahead of time doesn't contradict anything. It's a clever bit of continuity and foreshadowing at the same time made even more clever just because it fits.

Pike in the large, dreamlike chamber-hall, slowly stepping forward to meet an older stage of his life is deliberately channeling the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's a pretty big fucking moment for that.

Another necessary thing about this is it suggests not just to Pike, but the audience as well, that a different future is possible. The audience knows this because of the canon, but still I was not appreciating the idea that the season was suggesting time travel and changing the future is as difficult as it was. Not just because it flies in the face of all previous Star Trek. But the hopelessness it engenders is nihilistic, and that's NOT what Star Trek should be. I understood in hindsight the nihilism Mirror Lorca represented in Season 1. I didn't ever get the same sense of narrative necessity for the "inevitability" of Control.

For the record, the idea that L'Rell comes aboard Discovery through official channels as the Chancellor doesn't sit entirely right with me. Why not? Because Gorkon doing the same thing on the Enterprise in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country was portrayed as both awkward and borderline unthinkable. It was a huge moment and deal for both the Federation AND the Klingons, made huger by the fact that unbeknownst to the racist dick Kirk, Gorkon was absolutely 100% sincere in his overtures to peace.

Even if it doesn't entirely fit, it fits a LITTLE if you accept the idea that Pike has far less hatred in his heart for Klingons than most people who didn't sit out the war. It's not just that Kirk is a worse captain as to why his diplomacy sucked there. This might suggest it was personal for him in a way it was not for Pike.

I thought it was cool when he told L'Rell what he experienced at Boreth was for him alone.

In hindsight I think the show breaking continuity about Spock being the first alien in Starfleet was a good part of Star Trek history / lore to ignore. I don't feel the same way about this, especially considering how comparatively easy it seems for Pike, Tyler, and L'Rell. I remember in Star Trek VI, Kirk was absolutely fuming the entire time. I feel this not only undercuts that, but it also doesn't feel consistent with how the recent war actually went down. The first season of Star Trek: Discovery actually answered the question of WHY humans hated the Klingons, despite the species supposedly having evolved beyond prejudice. I feel like this idea is buying back all of the work they put in there.

Tenavik is a very interesting character (he doesn't even wear a beard). But I think the fact that Boreth feels very outside of the rest of Klingon stuff is a very good thing. The monks may have swords to protect the time crystals, but the fact that we see them grow plants with those crystals suggests a life of peacefulness, beauty, wisdom, and contentment SO far outside of other Klingon stuff. We went to Boreth once on The Next Generation, and this doesn't really contradict things there. But it perhaps gives us some added context for them.

Tenavik telling Pike "I honor you, Captain," at the end is a pretty cool moment too.

Spock is from The Original Series, Michael. ALL of his saves are last-minute. That's the brand.

That shoot-out was pretty sick. Blaster fire! Asplosions! Lens flares! It had it all.

I liked it. Dire ending too. 4 stars.

Deleted Scenes

Lot of stuff was cut. We get the actual reason Reno gives Hugh the business, and I think the scene where L'Rell boards and notes the last time she was on this specific ship she was its prisoner PROBABLY should have been in the episode itself. The funny thing about Spock noting he's intruding on Michael and Ash's quiet moment is that I get the sense he's ENJOYING their discomfort. Pointing it out makes it even MORE awkward which suits Spock's enjoyment just fine. 4 stars.

Promo

I admire the restraint the producers used in not spoiling Pike's big shocking scene. But honestly? I kind of think they should have. We woulda been freaking AMPED! 3 1/2 stars.

Such Sweet Sorrow

This best word I can use to describe that is "effective". I don't believe Discovery has done another penultimate episode with the kind of correct pacing and pay-off as this one. It makes sense because the last two episodes were originally supposed to be one, but the cliffhanger being so good shows that everything was done right anyways.

The cliffhanger resolution is kind of obvious, but maybe I MIGHT have been surprised of The Next Generation's "The Best Of Both Worlds, Part II" didn't exist. Since it did, I saw it coming.

The diary goodbyes suggest a real sense of change and transition, and the ending cliffhanger is basically a narrative crescendo of everything in the episode.

It's not getting five stars from me however because of Michael's vision in the teaser. Her getting a premonition of the entire crew being killed is what I hate about modern television. It doesn't matter that we all know it's a fake-out. That might in fact, be the actual problem. It feels manipulative. And cheap. And considering the rest of the episode did damn near everything else right, that means I'm not willing to overlook it or forgive it.

Michael's goodbye with Sarek and Amanda was not just rewarding for fans of this show. What it reveals about the true dynamics of love between Sarek and Spock is also rewarding for fans of Classic Star Trek. It was a very good moment.

I noticed at the tail end of the scene Sarek reaches his arms in to be a part of Michael and Amanda's hug. When Amanda tell Michael she and Sarek love both her and Spock, Sarek doesn't correct her either.

I love that Queen Po essentially ignores Pike's careful diplomatic greeting, tackles Tilly in a big hug, and heads straight for the ice cream. Georgiou doesn't like her, which is a point in her favor. Jett does, which is another. I love the sideway blinks. Why are she and Linus the first Trek aliens we've seen that on?

Lots of great callbacks to the Runaway Short Trek, which is appreciated, and also totally unnecessary. Which is apt to make a nerd appreciate it even more.

It's funny how scenes from Runaway are in the "Previously On Star Trek: Discovery" recap when that's actually an entirely different series.

I loved Georgiou hoping to shock Pike with her origin as he beamed away, but his wink and, "What Mirror Universe?" suggests if he didn't know the ENITIRE time, he knew MOST of the time.

Did not like Michael and Ash's kiss. At all. I know it's a goodbye, but still the wrong message.

Reno and Stamets like each other and they know it. They aren't fooling anyone.

Paul and Hugh are both a couple of idiots in this episode.

I love that the orange on the Enterprise bridge disgusts Georgiou. I mean, I feel her there. The 1960's and 1970's had VERY ugly ideas about colors for decor. It's amazing that show somehow made that color work.

"We're not doing that." When Georgiou whines there are supposedly no bad ideas, I love Pike saying "That's a lie."

I also love Pike's goodbye to Spock is "There are no words." It is both a compliment AND a slam.

The Bridge of the Enterprise is both great and bad. It looks awesome. But it's also entirely outside of The Original Series. You can call that a failing (and it is) but the truth is that specific set would NOT be passable in 2025. They could get away with recreating it in The Next Generations "Relics" way back in 1992. But it simply wouldn't fly today. Especially compared to all the other sets. There was no good solution there.

Speaking of which, it's half clever to suggest Control and AI in general is responsible for The Original Series going lower tech, for instance getting rid of holograms. My perspective is it probably would have just been a better and easier idea not to use them in the first place. But maybe that's just me. You don't have to clean up continuity messes you don't make.

Not a flawless episode, but definitely effective. 4 1/2 stars.

Star Trek: Short Trek: Runaway

I will do a more in-depth review for this when I review the Star Trek: Short Treks Blu-Ray. 5 stars.

Deleted Scenes:

The Georgiou / Stamets scene was probably cut because it didn't go anywhere but I liked the scene with Michael and Spock. I probably would have cut it too. It's meaningful, but a little TOO perfect for those specific characters. You give Spock a perfect character moment like that, it stops feeling like Spock, and starts feeling like fanfiction. And it's good to thread the needle there wherever possible. *.

Promo:

Not as big as it should be. The episode is amazing so the trailer ought to be too. 3 stars.

Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2

This is probably Discovery's best season finale. As far as Star Trek history goes, when it aired, it was definitely the best Star Trek starship battle of all time (so far), including the Kelvin Timeline movies.

Seriously, those effects are jaw-dropping. And not just the spaceship battles. Michael's flight as the Red Angel is truly, properly mind-blowing. I can't get over how great all this looks.

I'm sort of moved by Michael and Spock's goodbye, but there is a nagging part of me who again thinks it is TOO perfect for Spock at this specific age. On some level it feels like wish fulfillment fanfic, right down to the original character supposedly being deeply involved in the famous character's canon. There are some people who insist Discovery cannot be canon. I felt that moment was giving those critics License To Doubt.

Fortunately Strange New Worlds came up with the perfect catch-all for nonsense like that: "A Temporal Cold War Did It." But without that context it makes me unhappy on some level.

I love that Tilly has to fix the shields with her eyes closed because that's the way she did it when she was trying to win a bar bet. You can talk shit about this show. I certainly have. But it does shit like that. You can't hate ALL of it. You just can't.

Case in point, Jett yelling at Saru, "Get off my ass!", realizing who she's talking to, and yelling, "Sir! Sir! Get off my ass, sir!" Jett is awesome because she is a rare demonstration of a Starfleet officer who does poorly when it comes to following command structure. Because Jett never bullshits anyone, she sometimes accidentally says what she's thinking to people she shouldn't.

Speaking of another reason Reno is refreshing, I love her refusing to budge her timetable for fixing the time crystal. Both the Star Trek movies AND "Relics" hinted that Scotty always fudged how long various repairs would take him so he'd get unearned credit as "a miracle worker". It's played as a joke, and James Doohan has a twinkle in his eye, but in reality it's COMPLETELY unprofessional, especially with a job that important. I feel on The Original Series AND The Next Generation, Gene Roddenberry never actually understood what the Enterprise did WAS truly important. If he did, Wesley and Data wouldn't be talking shit about the Ferengi on the bridge within earshot. For somebody who has firm beliefs about what great strides humanity is capable of, Roddenberry constantly decided to portrayed the Enterprise crews as totally unprofessional jokes in the name of "humor" (and as far as Wesley and Data go, it wasn't actually funny). Jett's "fuck off" attitude about expecting miracles is great, because damn it, science is the OPPOSITE of miracles. 'Bout time Star Trek acted like it.

Despite the bridge looking wrong, a clean-shaven Spock's entrance onto the Enterprise bridge is the most pleasurably geeky thing the show has done thus far.

Hugh's reunion with Paul was powerful. When Hugh says Paul is his family I thought he was a total dumbass for taking so long to realize that specifically obvious thing. Jett Reno would have rolled her eyes for sure.

I approve of the Cornwell sacrifice moment. She wasn't gonna be brought into the future, so might as well give the character a memorable send-off by her saving the entire Enterprise, and boldly giving her life to do it. Jayne Brooke remains amazing to the bitter end. She will be missed.

I question the wisdom of putting Tyler in charge of Section 31 however. I mean, if he was, Shazad Latif should have appeared in the recent Section 31 movie.

Georgiou punking Leland was quite enjoyable. She enjoyed the gore and so did I. Love her quipping that the hard way is less boring. On brand for that character.

I love that in the Starfleet inquiry, when Una Chin-Riley state her name, she smugly calls herself "Number One". It makes no freaking sense given what we've learned about her on Strange New Worlds but I interpret that as her being defiant and a Pike loyalist to the end.

The effects of the Red Angel time wormhole were freaking gorgeous (as were Michael's freakout). A lot of the effects this year seem to be channeling 2001: A Space Odyssey, and that's one of the more mindbending examples.

I love that in the Kurtzman era, budgets are big enough that the ship can occasionally lose gravity. Let me be blunt. That should be happening a HELL of a lot more often in this franchise than it does, and only doesn't because it's expensive. I like Star Trek with a budget. It also looks super cool. Nobody fight dances up walls quite like Michelle Yeoh.

I'm positive they SPECIFICALLY did that to channel Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. It would be weird if they didn't.

First Klingon "Today is a good day to die!" in the Kurtzman era. I just wish the Klingons didn't look so shitty while they were saying it.

I love that when Pike calls the Klingons friends L'Rell is all "I wouldn't go THAT far." Pike is often more diplomatic than he needs to be.

I love the first thing Po does when Pike confronts her about stealing the Starfleet shuttle is she invokes diplomatic immunity. Say what you will about Po and the fact that she never even wanted to be queen: She doesn't actually suck at this.

Leland's "Count again," at the beginning is what is known as the "Oh, shit!" moment.

Speaking of Leland, him being all "Women, be quiet," means Control is a misogynist, and I enjoyed Michelle Yeoh kicking every square inch of his ass. Her enjoying him scream as he's ripped apart in the spore chamber is the right reaction.

Truthfully, Nhan's "Yum, yum," WAS kind of cringe.

I loved Michael final words of advice to Spock. And how it ties into the family he will eventually be a part of on Kirk's Enterprise.

Having Saru's sister appear at the end felt like a rewarding send-off. Good narrative move. The whole ending was filled with great pay-off and meaningful character moments. Maybe not realistic for a war battle. But it's fiction, so fuck you.

As far as never mentioning Michael in the original canon goes, that's a half-believable explanation, but it's also hella-clunky, especially the penalty of treason thing. That latter specific thing is like Judge Snyder regarding Armin Tamzarian on The Simpsons. Again, I think it would be probably be easier instead of creating complex and intricate ways to fix a continuity snarl, to simply never create the snarl to begin with. My two cents.

This season is really all about answering fan questions about how this fits in with The Original Series. I think the show is shitty at answering those questions, which is another reason the fresh time jump was necessary. Sure, okay, now we know why Spock never talked about Michael. But this same damn episode makes us wonder how the FUCK the original Enterprise supposedly had hundreds of fighter jets in its hull we never heard of before or that there are repair Droids present. The fighter jets are especially hard to justify. On The Old Show, whenever the Shuttlecraft Galileo broke down, it was a BAD fucking week for the crew. The show isn't cleaning up the messes it thinks it is, and it's cleaning up the wrong ones.

Us never seeing either Michael or the Discovery crew in the final act is maddening and sure as hell built up legit excitement for season three. NO clues what the future of the Federation and the Alpha Quadrant holds and giving us NOTHING drove us crazy between seasons. Correct narrative choice.

This is the best of Discovery's season finales. 5 stars.

Putting It Together

That was... thorough. And by thorough, I mean overlong, and by the end boring and monotonous.

I learned a couple of interesting things. The show has a full orchestra. That's making a comeback in television. For a while there that specific thing was dead on television. Basically the only shows with orchestras were Family Guy, American Dad, and The Simpsons. And The Simpsons wound up fucking over Alf Clausen sideways.

So it's nice that budgets on streaming are big enough to get back to that.

I also was interested to learn the finale was originally going to be one episode. But it was too long, so they added an extra episode and that's what happened. That sort of thing is unheard from the bean-counters. But I mentioned in my Part 1 review what a perfectly timed and paced penultimate episode that was. This is why.

But man, my eyes were glazing over by the end of this. 2 1/2 stars.

Deleted Scene

Tilly is the Beast. 4 stars.

Promo

The best thing about the spaceship battles is the trailer can show a LOT without actually spoiling ANYTHING. That's a way cool selling point. 5 stars.

Season 2 Promo

Looks kind of awesome. 5 stars.

Designing Discovery: Season 2

This show has the best sets in Star Trek history. Previous champion was Star Trek: Insurrection. I know, the film sucked ass. But the sets were incredible.

Discovery's are even better. 4 1/2 stars.

Prop Me Up: Season 2

Star Trek is one of the only franchise where people get excited by the props. Probably even more than Star Wars. I think the only prop-heavy franchise with cooler props is probably The Lord Of The Rings. But Star Trek always has the neatest toys. 4 stars.

Dress For Success: Season 2

This is a good featurette but I gotta get the gripe outta the way first, because it's huge. The fact that the costume designer doesn't know the correct way to pronounce "Sarek" is alarming, and if I keep thinking about it, appalling. It reminds me this show is largely made and designed by people who've never actually watched Star Trek. I don't WANT to think such uncharitable thoughts about the crew, but when this featurette was made, Star Trek (and Sarek) had already been around for 50 years. There is absolutely NO excuse for a person working on the show to not know that name. It's HARDLY Ra's Al Ghul.

The Klingon costumes are atrocious (per usual) but I liked the stuff for Section 31, Georgiou, and the Vulcans. I feel like the Enterprise costumes were far too elaborate however, which is modern TV's problem in a nutshell. Costumes like that need to be "realistic" and "form-fitting" in 2018. Here's how you make ACTUAL Enterprise costumes (at least as far as The Original Series goes): Color-code a pair of pajamas and you're pretty much 100% there. They are overthinking things. Totally.

I can totally see Rebecca Romjin's "assets" in the fitting room. I can't entirely hate the costumes while that is true. That was nice.

James Frain is so good as Sarek I totally forgot he is a Brit. Also wild to see that Ethan Peck has untamed curly hair in real life. I mean, Frain does too, and he plays his Pops, but those identical haircuts ain't actually on the show. The terrible part of me thinks they should have been. 3 1/2 stars.

Creature Comforts: Season 2

Make-up has GOT to be the most fun job on Star Trek. Just seeing the toys you get to play with.

A LOT of this extensive make-up strikes me as a LOT more comfortable than the poor guys from The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine got. Those actors truly suffered while the silicon based face-pieces sound like a minor inconvenience at best. Would have actually liked to have heard Doug Jones' take because he was doing heavy prosthetics back when it WAS torture and the differences between then and now could have been instructive. Maybe on a future set.

Linus is a Saurian? (Johnny Carson voice): "I did not know that."

I am not as crazy about the Talosians as the designers are, mostly because they look so different from the Pilot. And the Klingons remain an abomination.

Airiam's make-up however is some of the best in Star Trek history.

Cool doc. 4 stars.

Creating Space

It's kind of cool that at the beginning of the featurette they actually show the producers creating and choosing visual effects. We are always told HOW these things are made. It's new because we actually saw the PROCESS of them being made.

Neat! 4 stars.

Star Trek: Discovery: The Voyage Of Season 2

Going to the future at the end of the season was probably the only realistic way the show could keep going. It felt incredibly hindered by the 23rd Century canon, and every time it tried something new and fresh, purists like me cringed. I honestly think Discovery wound up wasting the potential of seeing the Federation and Alpha Quadrant 850 years n the future in the 3rd, 4th, and 5th seasons. But it was better because they had that specific playing field to themselves. Which was a huge part of both The Next Generation, and later on Deep Space Nine's appeal, and why neither Voyager OR Enterprise were ever entirely successful. It was necessary to get rid of the baggage of the time period.

The irony is Strange New Worlds doesn't seem to suffer the same problems (although it really should). For that, I think the showrunners there are REALLY interested in paying tribute to the canon which is why that show works. Discovery hated doing that which is why Discovery often did not.

Have to admit a little disappointment the Sphere idea was come up with on the fly for a bottle episode. I kind of feel like something like Control should have been the season's plan from the start. I know a LOT of shows and writers organically have plot elements happen that are unplanned. I don't approve of that method of storytelling. It might explain why the season feels disjointed at points as well.

One of the things I like about this featurette, is yes, it's long, but it goes into depth for every episode. But similar documentaries for other shows spend TOO much time detailing how each individual episode is made. Those featurettes often wind up feeling tedious due to their length. The show spent the right amount of time exploring each episode. More, they focused on the most important and interesting things from each episode, which frankly a LOT of featurettes and commentary do not. It's a REALLY good featurette. 5 stars.

Enter The Enterprise

This is really about building the bridge set and it's really kind of mind-blowing. 4 1/2 stars.

The Red Angel

A lot of work went into creating that suit.

But let me be honest. I found the idea that the Red Angel was Michael's mother was a great and mindblowing twist. Which sadly, the show walked back when they said Michael was a SECONDARY angel and the one responsible for most of the stuff was saw this season. I felt very disappointed by that idea. 3 stars.

Gag Reel

Star Trek DVDs have been NOTORIOUSLY stingy with Blooper Reels and it's about damn time we got one. There should have been one for season one too. In fairness the producers seem to have realized this and included Rainn Wilson's outtakes from last year as well.

Oh My God! Frakes in the background! I'm rolling!

I love that Linus sneezes the teeth out.

I love Anson Mount calling Saru Mr. Data, and clarifying he's a fan.

It's a great blooper reel too. I kind of wish the part where Pike gives Discovery's captaincy to "Octopus Head" was in the actual episode. What's her defining qualification over Saru and Burnham? Sense of humor. At this point, I'm busting out laughing. Anson Mount is just the best. 5 stars.

Blu-Ray Menus

Similar to Season 1, but updated with Season 2 graphics. 4 stars.

This post was modified 6 hours ago by Matt Zimmer

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