The Great North

If eating worms was the worst thing about Wolf, I'd actually like him. His stuff at the talent show though? That's why I don't.

I loved Ham's prank. Kenzie is the worst and I love nobody was willing to admit they were wrong to get rid of him. The irony? I really like Ezra. Kenzie does NOT deserve him.

The stuff with Ham, Beef, and Judy was golden. The stuff with Wolf sucked ass. 3 1/2 stars.

When she's ranting about commies I remembered why I don't like Aunt Dirt.

Man, she makes everything SO fucking hard. Not just with Moon and his friends. But the guy who had a crush on her. She's an ordeal. I like the Tobins because they are chill. She wrecks their entire vibe.

Speaking of which, the bead shit is obnoxious. For real. Bob's Burgers would have rejected it wholesale.

I did like the animation for the Dungeons and Dragons fantasies. Felt very old-school cartoon.

But I don't like Aunt Dirt and I didn't like the episode. 1 star.

I didn't like it mostly because I don't like what Judy said to Wolf.

I'll tell you what I liked. It made him mad. NOTHING makes that dude mad and I'm glad that specific thing did.

The Bachelor stuff was idiotic.

Not a great week. 2 1/2 stars.

I noticed twice when Judy went inside Alanis was still there and making additional comments. Thought I should point that out.

I like Wolf asking Chief Edna if he can hold her gun and her saying yes.

Honestly, that play was freaking AWFUL. And based on Judy's performance at the end, she was far too talented for it.

Weird episode. Is Alanis actually real? 3 1/2 stars.

Beef CONSTANTLY talking about the triple kiss was funny AND annoying. He is lame.

Yes, Edna and Elba, you are both bad cops.

Gee, I wonder WHY Aunt Sylvia is giving Elba the business over the Ouija Board. It's a mystery, isn't it, Edna?

Sort of fun. 3 1/2 stars.

The stuff with Beef was sort of amusing (he and Walt had to both leave the restaurant because they were being weird) but the shit with Wolf and Honeybee annoyed me. Maybe if they had won against that annoying couple it would be different, but those were NOT the right antagonists to have them lose to.

I love that Ham acknowledges their entirely family is overdramatic. It's kind of their thing. It's just that Judy sort of makes it her own.

I love the "Believe the woman" thing.

I liked half of it. 3 stars.

The Moon cult stuff was asinine but I loved the Wolf and Honeybee stuff because they have a great marriage. And yes, they are both annoying. 3 1/2 stars.

Beef has the worst judgment ever. I loved Moon shaming him for having more common sense at 10 than he did at 17.

Moon and Quinn are so cute together. It's her bored voice which is why I dig her.

I love Russell asking Moon if he's the Zodiac Killer. They can still be friends, but he just doesn't agree with that. Great line.

Aunt Dirt continues to be annoying and a terrible addition to the show.

Pretty funny but Beef being so pathetic isn't really funny. It's sad. 3 1/2 stars.

Mr. Galavkin is like the most fun teacher Judy could possibly have.

My favorite bit was Beef forbidding Wolf from doing the wrestling, and Wolf yelling he couldn't do that, and Beef curses because he was hoping he didn't know that.

For the record, that opening shows what Beef actually said was measured. Wolf is a fucking trainwreck in everything he says and does.

It was funny but Wolf is not as sympathetic as the show thinks I should view him as. 3 1/2 stars.

I think the show is often a little too ridiculous for my tastes, and that described this episode.

That being said it had a REALLY great joke. When Beef says they should be recording this, he tells Wolf to get a blank tape and to bring up and set up the VCR from the basement. I thought that was funny.

But this show is sometimes TOO dumb. 3 stars.

I felt Judy's rage was righteous. Not just at Ham. But Moon and Beef too. They take her for granted and half-ass everything. Her anger is so real and palpable Beef understands the only answer is for them to cheat their boobs off. There is no "What's this talk of cheating I'm hearing about?" level of parental concern to have. Judy needs this, let's cheat them boobs off.

I mean the cake wasn't even homework! I see no reason NOT to hate Ham. He makes it SO fucking easy.

Even HE cheers "Ham sucks!" in unison. Because he does.

I loved Aunt Dirt manipulating Beef with the jar of screws on the floor. This really should be harder than it is.

The cool thing about the Wolf eyebrow plot is they thought of all the perks before showing all the drawbacks.

That tag with Dr. Whiskers was fucking disturbing.

Judy episodes tend to be good. No exception here. 3 1/2 stars.

Wow, finally met a more annoying kid on the show than Moon. Rustle is the worst.

Loved the stuff with Alanis. The end credits tag was hilarious too.

To be honest, despite me liking those two things, I was underwhelmed by the episode in general. It seemed to tread a lot of familiar ground. 3 stars.

Alanis brings down the house at the end.

I love Jerry trying to make himself and Aunt Dirt fit into the Zombie Apocalypse movie tropes.

For the record, Lone Moose is a weird-ass town.

I love the snowflake saying he almost might say that Beef isn't his best friend, and Beef's like, "No! Don't!" Funny.

Pretty good. 4 stars.