Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Confined"
There are a lot of dialogue-free moments in the episode, which is nice. Of course it's unusual for animation, but whenever it DOES happen, the challenge for the animators is getting across what the characters are thinking and feeling without words or explanations. Usually dialogue-light cartoons are like Genndy Tartakovsky's stuff, and "Show, don't tell," and it makes things feel very epic and old-school cinematic. I like it here because I feel like it's being done for a different reason than to convey scope. I think we don't hear everything Omega and Karr are thinking because the show wants to keep us guessing. Karr having saved the doll is a genuine surprise, and you seeing Omega actually made her come around without actually hearing the whys and hows of why she changed her mind about the doll. And animation is a medium, not a genre, so I appreciate the show for using a lack of talking to instead of making it a challenge to convey every emotion to the audience, they are using it as a way to keep things a bit of a mystery to the audience instead. Animation with little dialogue is still rare, but there are MANY reasons not to have characters speaking. Pixar uses comedic pantomimes (which are somehow weirdly never funny) and Samurai Jack uses panoramic vistas to immerse the viewer in an old-school fantasy epic. The show using it to keep us guessing instead is cool because while a lot of TV and movies do that (it's pretty much David Lynch's go-to) I don't see a ton of ANIMATION doing that. And I like seeing new things in cartoons, especially from a kids show.
For the record, Ahsoka and The Book Of Boba Fett have gotten a TON of crap for being so boring because of the amount of dialogue-free wandering. But do y'all remember what franchise this is? The first half hour of the first Star Wars is just C-3PO and R2-D2 wandering around an alien desert with zero context, or even interesting things happening. It's both boring as hell and weirdly compelling. It's shouldn't be both things, but it is. Star Wars raising questions by saying little is something the franchise has always done. I am glad to see it in animation finally. Star Wars has done dialogue-free animation before (see Visions) but I like this because there's less dialogue for a different reason.
For the record when Omega insists Crosshair would NEVER leave her behind, I found that struck a false note. Not just because I think she's wrong. But I think the correct idea is that even if he WOULD do that, that doesn't mean she's gonna. If I had written the episode I wouldn't have made her hurt by him saying that. I'd have her consider it irrelevant. Because it is.
Jimmi Simpson voices this Hemlock cat with the damn whisperiest, spookiest voice. Nobody ain't dethroning Lars Mikkelson as Admiral Thrawn with whispery, spooky voices. Mostly because Thrawn rocks the quiet British accent, which makes the calmness extra scary. But Hemlock can probably go toe-to-toe with Sam Witwer as Darth Maul there, which is a big enough compliment.
When I review the third episode I'll talk about my theories about Disney+'s premiere release schedule. Until then, this was an episode that was completely solid and totally unsatisfying in equal measure. 4 stars.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Paths Unknown"
I love that the show plays it as if she might screw over Hunter and Wrecker. There is no actual reason for her to do so, but she is portrayed as a borderline sociopath, which seems to me reason enough. It's somewhat of a pleasant surprise when she raises the plank to give them the information instead of dropping the trap door.
The dude at the beginning calling everyone else cowards for not standing up to her had a sack on him if you ask me. For someone calling everyone ELSE cowards, he sure didn't fess up to his resistance until it was made clear their proof was iron-clad. If his position were as righteous as he claimed, he would have defiantly owned it the entire time.
I loved at the end them dumping the explosives in the mouth of the creature that somewhat resembles a Sarlac pit. Star Wars is beloved because it knows how to deliver the crowd-pleasing moments. That definitely qualified. I have mentioned in the past how much I detest fiction that punishes the viewer for liking the characters. But the Original Trilogy was a huge crowdpleaser the whole way through. Sadly, the franchise didn't always stay that, but I liked it when things were deliberately enjoyable. So there.
Coming up on the third part and my baseless speculations. 3 1/2 stars.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Shadows Of Tantiss"
Andor's three episode premiere drop was done for a similar reason. Nobody would have been impressed by that show's Pilot. But in the context of the first three episodes, that show found its groove scary quick, and the the first episode is a huge part of that. But they dropped all three of the first episodes at once there because fans would appreciate the story as a whole better, quicker. I think that's what happened here.
Of course the dog thing Omega rescued gets a callback and is a huge part of their escape. It's fiction. It would be weird if it didn't and wasn't.
What are my thoughts about this episode tying into Palpatine's plot in The Rise Of Skywalker?
I LIKED The Rise Of Skywalker (unlike most fans) but also unlike most fans I LOVED The Last Jedi. That movie was the absolute coolest. And the only reason the Palpatine "twist" occurred in Rise is because Disney got nervous at the toxic feedback The Last Jedi got. For Captain Marvel and Black Panther, the producers of those films ignored it. For Star Wars, it got into Disney's head instead and they got cold feet about it. And Rian Johnson, who had created this incredibly tantalizing idea about there somehow being equality capable in who could use the Force, an utterly unheard of and awesome concept, was retconned for more tired Skywalker / Palpatine legacy melodrama. I thought "The Rise Of Skywalker" was all right for what it was. But I thought Rian Johnson's vision was fantastic, and it annoys me Disney never let him realize it because toxic fans said mean things about Rose. I guess my perspective is this show trying to create a canon basis for an unpopular plot twist never would have happened, or even NEEDED to happen, if Johnson had been allowed to finish things up. And if that's so (and it is) that makes all of the legwork this show is doing in solidifying it into the canon kind of pointless. Ultimately, the reality of the twist was random, created due to executive interference and panic. Trying to justify it in hindsight doesn't really jive with me, because if Disney had been chiller about The Last Jedi's controversial reception to begin with, this nonsense would never happen on this show. If this is what the last season is about, it's random. And maybe that's okay for a show about a bunch of defective clones, but the show isn't doing the canon the favor it thinks it is by trying to make a dumb plot turn seem plausible in hindsight. Because it was clearly NOT a plot twist built into the fabric of the sequel trilogy, and was really pure desperation on Disney's end. Therefore there is no need in my mind for a canon rationalization to make it credible. It isn't strengthening the lameness of The Rise Of Skywalker. It's weakening the coolness of THIS show. Guess which thing I'm more currently concerned with?
I'm glad Omega and Crosshairs are oot and aboot, and I look forward to a corny reunion next week (especially Hunter and Wrecker's probable mistrustful reactions to Crosshair). But making Omega the entire canon lynchpin of The Rise Of Skywalker? No. No. Star Wars. Don't do that. That's not good. 3 1/2 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "A Different Approach"
As I speculated last week, the three episode premiere drop was done so that the Bad Batch could reunite the very next week. I am VERY good at these types of predictions (i.e. guessing the story based on the rhythm of production release). I sometimes miss, but not very often. Mostly because I am both a writer and VERY familiar with how television always work.
Frosty reunion between Hunter and Wrecker and Crosshairs. I don't blame them in the least. Omega was shielded from the worst of Crosshairs' betrayals. But that should come up next week.
Captain Mann is a creep, but his tentacled end reminds me that I love the TV-PG-ness of The Clone Wars and this show. People can actually die, and sometimes in actual horrible ways. Both Rebels and Resistance totally Nerfed that stuff, but this show has the same real life-or-death stakes as The Clone Wars.
Excellent week. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "The Return"
I feel like the conflict between Hunter and Crosshairs was resolved too easily at the end, but the one thing I liked was the fact that Crosshair correctly pointed out Omega wouldn't have been captured if Hunter had listened to his warning. Him suggesting that's the actual thing Hunter was mad about was probably true. Omega's closeness to Crosshair since they've gotten back has got to sting Hunter a little.
Wrecker had the best attitude about this mess: If Omega trusts Crosshairs, that's good enough for him. Well, when you put it like that.
Strong episode. And somebody get Baker an Emmy already. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Infiltration"
Also, somebody get Dee Bradley Baker an Emmy already. 4 1/2 stars.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Extraction"
I feel bad for Commander Wolffe. He's obviously still got that damn chip in his head. While he does, he can be no real help, and is literally brainwashed.
Considering how underwhelming Rebels was, and how outright POOR Resistance was, I'm glad to finally have a Star Wars cartoon back up to the quality of The Clone Wars. Even if it's in its final season. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Bad Territory"
My favorite part of the episode is when Hunter tells Omega she has to stay behind and she protests, he does something really cool. He suggests that while they're gone she needs to convince Crosshairs to look into what's bothering his hand. What I love about him doing that is Omega knows it's both an equally important mission, and something only she alone can do. She's not missing out or being benched because Hunter believes her incapable. She being used where her strengths actually lie.
I liked it. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "The Harbinger"
I like The Bad Batch because it deals with Star Wars stuff we don't usually deal with. Now we're back to Midi-Chlorians and the Jedi predestiny stuff? Crap. Turning Omega into a potential Jedi takes this wholly unique concept, ruins both it and her, and expects the audience to be okay with it just because Omega doesn't go with Ventress at the end. I'm tired of this crap. People talked crap about The Last Jedi but I liked it because IT was tired of this crap too. God forbid Luke Skywalker takes a personal hit there, but I liked it for kicking the Jedi aristocracy swiftly in the keister. Of course the film got a bunch of backlash for bogus culture war reasons, and the franchise quickly backpedaled the ideas of Force independence in the final film, but I think even if The Rise Of Skywalker is problematic, The Last Jedi was sound.
Is there anything in this turd of an episode I liked? While I'm frowning on the destiny crap, I like that Ventress' role here is benign. Whether the Bad Batch trusts her or not, her light saber is currently yellow. Which is good enough for me. Also interesting that she's grown her hair out. That must mean shaving her head was a ritual in her coven. Her exotic and iconic looks were partly down to a personal choice of grooming, which probably had to do with, you guessed it, tradition. Ventress deciding to no longer abide by that crap is fine by me, in an episode that wants the audience itself to abide that crap.
I won't. One of the most refreshing Star Wars projects in memory is now every Star Wars project ever. I swear to God, if they pull this same crap on Andor I will lose my freaking mind. I'm SO sick of this entire damn Universe being about the Skywalkers and the Palpatines. And at this point, I think the Universe itself ought to be a bit resentful of that fact too. 2 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Identity Crisis"
It's pure monstrousness all around, so of course Cad Bane is in the thick of it. He's one of those characters I always thought was kind of cool. but the more and more I see of him, the less and less I like him. Corey Burton still plays the hell out of him. But the days of me thinking of him as a way-cool badass are long in the past.
One of the things I like about Star Wars TV shows, both cartoons and live-action, is they will often set an episode important to the arc somewhere completely different than the main setting. Quite often (like in this episode) the main cast doesn't even appear. I've noticed fans HATE those episodes. It's basically the entire reason The Book Of Boba Fett was dragged on so hard. I think they are pretty damn bold myself and I respond to their boldness and bravery in telling part of the main story on a one-off tangent of sorts, even knowing the fans will be mad. Let it be known for the record that I am not.
It's interesting that when the Bad Batch are not in the episode Dee Bradley Baker does not get top billing in the end credits. It makes little sense from a professional standpoint as far as paid actors go since he's voicing clones anyways. But it makes sense from a narrative perspective.
Brrr! Kids as specimens! What fresh hell is this Empire? 4 stars.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Point Of No Return"
The callback to Tech's goggles being the most important clue. But I also take note that although outside of The Bad Batch, Dee Bradley Baker is USUALLY credited individually for his other roles on the show, even if they are different clones. CX-2's name doesn't appear in the credit list. I surmise this is because he's already been credited first thing when the title proclaims, "Starring Dee Bradley Baker as The Bad Batch". Because that is what he is.
And the only reason I notice and reason out stuff like this is because I know television inside and out. And regardless of whether or not I predicted this before, I approve of it because the way they are handling it is fair. They are putting in the narrative legwork to make it a genuine surprise to most folks, and also fit what came before. And I think that's really cool.
Do we think that was the ONLY tracker Omega had on her or that Crosshairs didn't tag that ship itself? I do not. Big rescue mission is happening next week.
I'll tell you ONE thing that will happen next week. Hunter is gonna be SUPER pissed at Crosshairs for going along with Omega's hairbrained plan. And his reasoning is sound. It's the best play they had. The only one, in fact. And if Hunter doesn't scream back "But it's Omega!" I'll be shocked. Because that's the only argument he really needs.
The show is putting in the legwork for a gutwrenching reveal, a possible redemption / reunion, and a final conflict to tie all this crap into Palpatine's dumb clone plan from The Rise Of Skywalker. It's the last thing I have doubts they'll actually be able to pull off, but for everything else, they are paying the proper storytelling dues first. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Juggernaut"
Why? I think because it portrays the horrible things as horrible because they are horrible. Not because they are shockingly adult. The Bad Batch will never win a bunch of favorable critical notices while it is essentially a TV-PG family show. But it makes it easier to take, and easier for me to like. I just wish Star Wars cartoons had theme songs. THAT'S where X-Men '97 is kicking this show's butt.
Yeah, I'm giving that a good review. Satisfying even without breaking the mold. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Into The Breach"
When the lady is approaching Omega's cell you're like, "Busted!". But nope! She got away with it! What a scamp! I also like heroes who actually know what they are doing.
Very enjoyable week. 4 1/2 stars.
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch "Flash Strike"
Omega's mischief was fun and I liked the design of the forest creature too.
Good episode. 4 stars.
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Star Wars: "The Cavalry Has Arrived"
I loved the action of the climax, and the TV-PG-ness of the onscreen deaths, and even the flashforward of adult Omega joining the Rebellion. Usually for huge series finales I do a big deconstruction. But feel like this was so right and perfect I don't need to add too much to it. So I guess the best I can say is it's a Star Wars ending that left me feeling good, which is not exactly usual. Especially considering this was a spin-off of The Clone Wars which had the most depressing ending possible. I approve of Star Wars deciding to make me happy, especially since it is so rare. 5 stars.
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